Whatever you do, do NOT say the "Q" word…

Please, please, PLEASE do NOT say the “Q” word. I’m on the train again till 0600 next Friday and I’m hoping for a calm shift. You can pretty much say any word you want. Just not the “Q” word. The last time I heard it dispatch didn’t let me take a break to pee for 11 hours. 

So, here is the list of tolerable words:

calm, demure, dormant, dumbstruck, gentle, halcyon, hushed, inaudible, inconspicuous, inoffensive, introspective, low-key, low-profile, meek, modest, motionless, mute, noiseless, pacific, passive, pensive, placid, quiescent, reflective, reposeful, reserved, reticent, retired, retiring, secluded, sedate, sequestered, serene, silent, stagnant, staid, still, subdued, taciturn, tranquil, unassuming, uncommunicative, undemonstrative, undisturbed, unfrequented, unmolested, unmoved, unobtrusive, unruffled

Ok… So maybe a few them might need some reconsideration… but my Thesaurus spat them out, so that is what you get!