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Using GMAIL as a Hard Drive

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Well, as you all know the Mini comes with box.net shortcuts to use it as a backup device for your system. I tried it, and alas it still failed me. I don’t like having to go into my browser to upload or open something. Just seems silly. So, like I had on previous notebooks I used gmail drive. The great part about gmail drive is that once you set it up on one computer, you just install it on as many as you need and you can access all of the same files from them, without logging in every time. What you need:

Gmail account 5 minutes.

Download the gmail drive software listed above. Install it. Then open my computer, and you will see this:



Double click on Gmail Drive. A login screen appears. Put in your gmail.com account info. I have a gmail account used just for this, but if you don’t we’ll address what to do.  Now drag a file to the gmail drive just to check it. Then login to gmail.com Once you are logged in you will notice that there is a file with the subject: GMAILFS: and the sender is “me”. This confirms the shell extension worked correctly. Now go to settings, filters. If this is your primary email you won’t want these files cluttering up your inbox/front screen.  Setup a new filter with the criteria for MESSAGE SUBJECT being gmailfs. Then click next. Set it up to look like this:

In the apply label section when you select the drop down an option will appear to create a new label. I did this so that all of my files have the same label in case of some sort of failure with gmail drive, or like a long time ago, gmail blocks the gmail drive from accessing.  NOw, you can’t really run files or programs from this obviously, but it does work much better than box.net and is super easy to setup and use. Your computer will even show how much space you have left on it(this is accurate):

10,000

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To my surprise my sitemeter tracker says I’m nearing 10,000 hits!

If the 10,000th visitor places a comment on a post(one of the posts with substance, not this!) and is a regular visitor(if you are not familiar with sitemeter–I will know if you have been here more than once!) I will provide them with a domain name for their blog(or another gift if they do not have a blogger blog).
Thanks for visiting and as always–Watch your back and Stay on your toes. 
Apparently my mention of my Dell Mini 9 and the keyboard remapping have made my site blow up…. I haven’t been paying attention to it much, but this should be proof:

UPDATE:
Well…. My Dell Mini 9 popularity stole the 10,000th visit. Walt from Life in Manch Vegas was the closest to that, so if he wants a domain name he should hit me up!

Shady, Shifty, Fly-by-night Research.

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Rogue Medic has been working on a series of posts concerning “research” in EMS. His most Recent post Whisky Tango Foxtrot Research relates to my post on spinal clearance in HEMS.  

As usual not only did he get me thinking, but he pushed my dreams of being able to articulate my thoughts as proficiently as he just a little further away!
While he is focusing on the lack of an quality research in EMS, I am more focused soley on the validity of HEMS triage and the reality of safety in HEMS and Ground EMS. However, he did get me thinking with a few of his commets:

There is no good EMS research, if there is no good EMS in the study.

Assessment is the medical skill. Without that, nothing else matters.

Not much reason to believe that spinal clearance patients need to fly.

He couldn’t be more right with that one. So much time is spent in EMS doing Quality Assurance–but how much of that actually focusses on real tangible skills? Instead we focus on numbers–response time, scene time, out of service time, 12-lead scene time, etc, etc, etc. We aren’t assuring that our medics are capable of actually assessing a patient.

As a matter of fact, we are assuring that they don’t even get the chance to assess patients by taking the direction that protocols are to be followed in strict accordance, not as guidelines. Protocols can be a powerful tool. They provide a standard of care for patients with similar presentations. They do NOT assess the patient though. 
A patient with chest pain needs little assessment based on most ALS protocols. IV, O2, Nitro, ASA, Morphine, 12-lead, transport. 
Our “protocols” state any patient with substurnal chest pain, radiating arm pain, non-localized chest pain, un-specified epigastric pain, or a “HIGH LIKELYHOOD FOR CARDIAC ORIGIN” gets a full cardiac workup. While this one actually allows for some sort of assessment, it does not allow us to stop cardiac procedure for non-cardiac chest pain. Not that I do a full cardiac workup for trauma related chest pain–but my protocol says I should.
If I wasn’t the “thinking” type, I’d be putting a lot of patients through procedures that they didn’t need at all, and in some cases could actually be detrimental to their outcome.
The attempts to reach Quality Assurance in EMS are in vain. They lack any substance and many services are prime examples of this–HEMS included.
When a ground service calls for HEMS intervention, the HEMS service should demand a full report. Recently we were called to a high school football game for a 17yo male how spike his head into the ground. We were on standby at another game and the local VFD was on standby at that game. 
We were called out, Code 1 but quickly upgraded to Code 3 when the VFD requested we try to request HEMS. Now in our area we rarely use HEMS. We can usually be at the receiving ED door before HEMS would get them there. Unless the patient needs a skillset that we absolutely cannot preform then there is no reason for us to delay transport. The VFD requesting HEMS got our blood pumping and as my partner drove in ways that make me cry at night, I was trying to hail the VFD over the radio. 
Once I finally got through to them it became clear that the HEMS was more out of emotion than need. When we arrived to find mom and dad calm(dad is a volunteer EMT in a town about 40 miles away) I knew it was an overreaction common to these circumstances. 
How often do we think that Emotion plays a major role in the usage of HEMS over practical assessment and triage? 
Many might wonder why it is that I am ragging on HEMS so bad. So here is where I will end it:
  • HEMS response times often delay the transport of the patient.
  • ALS skills outside of what Ground EMS crews use are rarely utilized in HEMS
  • HEMS is inherantly more dangerous. The use of HEMS should be limited to patients that will benefit from the extended skill set of HEMS providers or from the speed of HEMS(if HEMS is infact faster than ground EMS)
  • HEMS usage inside city limits is rarely beneficial
  • HEMS management by Hospitals could easily be seen as means of providing higher level income. Not only do they get to bill more for a HEMS services, but they will then have a patient that likely requires ICU or other Critical services(where SOME of the money lies(nothing is as profitable as outpatient surgery))
If we aren’t assuring that we have quality providers on the ground interpretting and implementing our protocols and QA directives, what point is there in measuring any sort of QA? 
At what point will we finally realize that we aren’t assessing our own skills–let alone actually assessing our patients?

Spinal Clearance

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Jems.com has an article published yesterday concerning a study relating spinal clearance and HEMS.

The study is entitled “Clinical Clearance of Spinal Immobilization in the Air Medical Environment: A Feasibility Study.” This study was published in the Journal of Trauma and thus I do not have access to the entire data set.

What I do have access to is a knowledge base of common sense.

Honestly, the fact that this is even being considered is moronic at best. If someone is stable enough to be cleared from spinal precautions in flight by HEMS crews, they had no business putting them in the aircraft to start.

Further, doing a spinal clearance exam in the back of a helicopter which is 1/3 the size of an ambulance is completely insane.

I think this study proves how irresponsible we are being with HEMS. We aren’t just wasting money(and a lot of it), we are risking lives. The use of HEMS in many settings is debatable enough in itself, we need not compromise logic altogether in the use of HEMS.

I admit that many flight crews are better medics than I am. I’ll also admit that I’ve met enough flight crews that were mediocre at best and scary or dangerous sometimes, to know that being a flight medic does not mean you are a good medic.

No one ever considered doing this on the ground and there are plenty of ground crews out there with the same or more Critical Care training than flight crews. My Internship was with a service that ran Critical Care trucks that had a Nurse/Medic crew and I promise that they never considered doing a spinal clearance exam in the field.

Be smart out there. Watch your back and do what you KNOW is best for the patient. Sometimes that means bucking the line, and sometimes that means fighting a system hell bent on making the most money possible.

Good Luck, Godspeed, be safe.

The tale of Medic 3 and the dumpsters…

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I’ve got a little more to tell about my weekend trip with the wife, but thought I’d give you a tidbit from last week…

We were called out to the tribal clinic last thursday for about the 123423th time. I did what I do every time, back down the line of employee cars and up to the door. Or that was the plan. As I’m backing my partner starts giving me that “what the hell?” line of questioning.

He thinks its stupid that I’d back in here. He’d rather I pulled in forward and backed out with the patient on board. I think the problem with this is that I would then have to back INTO the patient parking lot after the employee lot.

So we go back and forth about this as I’m idling back. Then… CRUNCH-bang-SMACK-thud. I look out the passenger side mirror to see a dumpster–wait TWO dumpsters that are obviously not in their original position. I managed to hit one, it hit the other, which hit the garage door behind that….

Too boot I was giving my partner shit about the deer he hit 5 days earlier just before we pulled in. Karma is a bitch.

To make matters worse, as I come in I let the secretary know to have an estimate done on the garage door(small ding… no damage to our rig) and she gives me this guilt trip about how those were BRAND NEW DUMPSTERS…

SERIOUSLY??? Wtf?

Field of Dreams, German Beer, and Wiener Schnitzel

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This weekend has been a blast. The wife has brought me to Cedar Rapids, IA as our Anniversary/My birthday trip. The wierd thing is this is the first trip we’ve really done on our own! We’ve went plenty of places, but our familes are always there. Not this time! 

We left yesterday at 0600 from Small Town USA and dropped the dogs off with my parents(sorry mom….). We stopped in Dyersville, IA to see the Field of Dreams Movie Site(one of my favorite movies). The trip was long overdue from a missed opportunity from when I was 6, where my mother bribed me with a hotel with a pool(for what I found out to be a 2 mile out of the way drive!) instead of going to see it. My wife thought this to be a horribly sad story and insisted we drive 2 hours out of the way to go there for 7 minutes in the rain. 
Today we woke up and Headed to the Amana Colonies. They are a former German Communal Colony that disbanded in the 30′s. They are well known for their Kitchen Appliances, furniture, and Family Style Dining. I had the Wiener Schnitzel from the Ox Yoke. It was amazing. I also had it family style which means I had bowls of potoatos, corn, gravy, coleslaw, and cottage cheese to gorge on. They also have some damn good German Beer, wine, and fudge! 
We walked out with 2 bottles of wine for the wife’s post-baby bottle of wine, and 12 bottles of locally brewed “german” beer for daddy-to-be’s sanity(just kidding….).
After we went through all of the shops and a few other of the Colonies we headed to Tanger Outlets for some overwhelming outlet mall shopping…. Good god. That’s all I’m saying…
We then headed back to our hotel, rested a bit, and went to find some pet stores that weren’t open(we always check out the pet stores wherever we go!). Then we went to the mall, realized it’s time to start getting baby stuff, and freaked and left. 
The best/wierdest/craziest part was next. We went to a Haunted House called Frightmare Forest.  Honestly, I’ve never spent 9 bucks for a haunted house–or spent 25 minutes in line–but it was awesome! It took us over 1o minutes to get through it and we only took the “short” path. The wife LOVES Halloween and since I’ve failed to get the decorations up yet this was the least I could do. 
Sorry I haven’t been on top of posting. Honestly I’ve been in a real funk/block lately. I’m not content with my work situation and I’m trying to find a way to make it work. Expect more soon, and maybe something about EMS!

Taking bets

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On when I will have my first weather related MVC. Whoever is closest will get a prize(a good one!).

Have at it.

Snow, snow, go away…

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First snow of the year… On duty… I just knowwwww it is going to be a bad night. It will take people another 2 months to stop being idiots and remember how to drive in snow/ice.

Things to come…

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It has been a busy week, and once I catch up I will catch you up!

Yesterday was our first wedding anniversary. We didn’t get to eat where we wanted as they are closed on mondays, but we still had a good night. I took 5 hours off so that we didn’t have to be tied to the pager.
I’ve had 2 mvc’s in 3 days–one self infliced(intentional…)
I’ve also had a few other good calls. I hope to be getting more on the path to posts soon!

Dell Mini 9 8gb SSD Benchmark

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Using HD Tune 2.55, this is what I got:

What this means? No clue….

Eee PC 900A looking for a fight…

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I know I haven’t had many posts lately, and the ones I’ve had don’t seem to have much on the side of substance… that will follow.

Now, we see where the lawsuits will come… Seriously Asus? How can you think this was a good idea?!?!?
Silly Bastards. Dunhamzzz over at the www.mydellmini.com forums pointed this out to me!

Shades of Gray…

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In EMS there are a thousand shades of gray. Possibly millions. We have protocols that direct us to which shade we should be occupying, but often your patient doesn’t present exactly how the protocols suggest they might.

One thing is clear: When you’re in over your head admit it, ask for help, and move on. Paramedics often don’t like calling for a helicopter because it as if they have to admit that there is something they CAN’T do. Thats right! You heard it here first. Sometimes Paramedics can’t do shit. Hell. Most of the time we can’t.

When people ask me what my job is like, I respond the same. It is 70% hand holding and soft talking, 10% prophylactic medicine(ASA, Nitro, Oxygen), 15% Bullshit(drunks, pseudo-psychs, et), and 5% real medicine(cardiac arrest, resp failure, resp arrest, allergic reactions, overdoses, trauma).

Most of the people that call 911 need an ambulance no more than they need a taxi. Such is life. The problem is those mundane calls put you in a groove that sometimes you(or your partner) can’t shake off in a real emergency.

This was the case recently with our SOB(dispatched as abdominal pain) call from last Thursday. I knew he was in bad shape, but didn’t realize how bad. When I couldn’t get a BP or line, my partner said for me to get on the road. I asked if he wanted a chopper. He didn’t.

Our service(for now) doesn’t have CPAP or RSI. He didn’t want to tolerate the mask. He needed an airway or assistance, but we didn’t have a line so we couldn’t calm him down… My partner attempted 14 IVs. I’m sorry, but at no point should 14 prehospital attempts be ok. If you really need a line, go IO.

If you can’t do that. Fly the patient. Do something. Do do ANYTHING just for the sake of doing something though. Do what your protocol says to do. If you can’t do that, contact medical control for orders. Admit you are in over your head.

Your patient will thank you. Unfortunately ours can’t and now we get to sit through 3 hours of M&M

People die–but when they don’t LIVE because you opted to provide a lower level of care than you are capable, you don’t belong here anymore.

A day in the life…

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Of Medic Three. 

Well, maybe a few days.
This week I have had:
  • 1 SOB, that could have used the CPAP unit that “we” decided “we” didn’t need and sent back. Guess what, we’re reording it.  This wasn’t my call, but en route my partner attempted 14 IVs. Not. Even. Kidding. Had to restock the whole damn truck. If you need a line that bad: a) use an IO. b) call for a chopper–cause they very well could be one of the few pts that deserve Air Medical Services.
  • 1 8 YOWM who got his head conked by a swing. Had a goose egg the size of a softball. HX of seizures and CP, has VNS implant—that shit is cool.
  • 1 Drunk at 7 am complaining of “a huge heart attack”.  Diagnosis at hospital: Pulled muscle
  • 1 Frequent flyer–or should I say frequent faller. I was convinced of a femur fracture or hip dislocation. Leg shortened and rotated. Wouldn’t let me touch it, etc. Nada. Shoulda known better, 
  • 1 syncopal episode on the interstate. PT not only fine upon arrival, but wayyyyyyyyy healthier than I am.
I feel like crap. My Celiac Test came back negative. My other tests are all within normal limits. I go in for an Ultra Sound on Wednesday, just to make sure my fat ass isn’t pregnant. 

Walks Like a Duck…

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Talks Like a Duck… Don’t assume its a FROG. Often in EMS we either fail to see the big picture, or we fail to notice the obvious. Most of the time we fail to see the obvious. If a case presents as a cardiac chest pain–treat it as such. If it presents as a SOB, treat it as such.

Use linear thinking to get you to the right treatment, but start at the beginning. I’ve had a few calls this week where my partners refused to see the obvious. They decided that dispatch was correct and the patients symptoms were wrong.

Expect more later. Also, I found our “protocol” books. Last revision, DECEMBER 1996.

The Saga Continues…

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I’m still alive… Don’t you worry. My weekend off was busy as usual and I just haven’t had much to blog about lately–other than my Dell Mini. I’ve fallen in love with this little thing…. I’m more addicted to it that my BlackBerry!

I just went back on call today at 0600 through next Tuesday at 0600. It has been horibly slow as of late–our service has had 7 calls in 11 days. I know that now that I have said that alloud I am bound to be hit back to back through next week. 
While being slow is good–because people aren’t getting sick/abusing the EMS system, I can only surf the internet so much before I hit the END, again
Life goes on, I guess…. Any suggestions for classes for me to take? I’m considering FP-C. Are there any others worthwile?

Remapping the Dell Mini 9 (inspiron 910) Keyboard

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As I’ve said in my last few posts about my new Dell Mini 9 I was frustrated with the keyboard layout. The ‘apostrophe/quotation mark’ key was moved down to next to the left arrow key. This just wasn’t cutting it for me. 

The semicolon/colon is still where it is supposed to be and it got me to thinking… I don’t really use the semicolon key much. Really, I barely use it at all. I do however use the apostrophe key all the damn time. Who doesn’t use contractions all the time? Seriuosly, I’m just a readneck medic and I don’t do proper grammar….
So, I began looking for my options. As it turns out, Microsoft has a program just for this. Microsoft Keyboard Layout creator. Version 1.3 works on XP and older, 1.4 with Vista. The problem is there really are no instructions on how to use it. So I figured it out all by myself!
It is pretty damn simple though… 
Simply install the program and then follow these steps.
Once you’ve finished running the program setup open it up from the start menu. Next click on File and then “load existing keyboard”. This will pull your existing keyboard up on the screen. 
A screen pops up asking you to select which keyboard you want to load, choose the US keyboard.
Now, find the key you want to remap. It won’t look exactly like yours on screen. I just push the key that I want to change. Then click on it, and on the right press ALL. I decided that I wanted to change the semicolon key to the apostrophy key, and vice versa. You will have to fill in the second box to fill it in for the Shift+ key as well.  It will autofill the unicode in where you type the normal key. Just type the key you used and it will show up, then be replaced by unicode.
Then click ok. Next go to FILE and push SAVE Source file. Once you’ve done that go to the Project tab on the top menu bar. Click BUILD DLL AND SETUP PACKAGE. It will take a minute and you will see a menu asking if you would like to see the files. Click yes. 
Next, find the icon that describes your computer. For standard Intel processors Use the i386. Click to open. It may take a minute to get it complete.
After this it was a little confusing for me. Basically you have two keyboards installed now(or I did something wrong). I thought nothing had changed. So I did a quick RESTART and still no change. Then I noticed the Language bar was on the bottom toolbark, with a keyboard Icon. I clicked it and the option for my US CUSTOM keyboard. Select that. Then click settings. Go into settings and remove the old keyboard that you aren’t using anymore. 
You will have to restart for this to take effect. Upon restart you should be where you want to be! You can use this to remap any key. You can get rid of CAPS lock(make it another shift key), etc.
Once you’ve done all of this you can even pop the keys off and put them where you have remapped them to be. I haven’t done this yet but it looks pretty standard like most laptops. 
This took me all of 7 minutes to do–and that was while I was figuring it out!
Any questions: medicthree@gmail.com

Whats cooking?

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Cherishing what may be some of my last splurges, I made cracker crumb baked Halibut with steamed veggies. 

Today I was tested for Celiac Disease. My symptoms fit the bill better than I realized and while I’d like to know what the hell is going on my gut, I’m hoping I’m not punished to Gluten-Free forever. 

Sometimes it is great when dispatch is wrong…

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Yesterday afternoon I was awoken from my daily nap by the pager tones. Yup. I’m old and take daily naps… or that might be from the boredom. Anyways… The tones went off… then again, then the dispatcher comes on with “Medic 3, Medic 2: Cardiac Arrest, CPR in progress, 8yo female. yada yada location, 8 miles away”

Being woken up by the pager is never pleasant. It is worse than any alarm clock. The feeling of abrupt end to a peaceful nap with what is usually a nonsense call is less than ideal. It leaves you half awake trying to collect your thoughts for what could lie ahead…

Back to the call. I fumble to get my boots back on–I’d like to meet the man who invented zippered boots–and rush out the door. I am in my car and my partner calls asking where I am–apparently my radio is on the fritz and they didn’t hear me copy the call. By the time I’ve hung up I am in the parking lot(I live about 300 yds away from the station) and rushing towards the truck. The lights are already on and one of our volunteers is in the passenger seat. I hop in back and buckle in to buckle down.

We don’t have anyone on scene yet and dispatch cannot get through to the Colony. They only have one phone and left it almost immediately after placing the call. The tension in the truck is more than just uneasy. It feels like we’re walking out of an arrest–not walking in.

We continue Code 3 to what every person in healthcare hates: A Pediatric Code. Death is a fact of LIFE. Cardiac arrests are part of our job. People die–more often than not. Peds Codes still suck. Instead of looking at a spouse or their Adult children, you’re faced with Parents and siblings. You never know what you’re going into and while sometimes that is what makes this so addicting–it can be what makes this line of work so stressful and heartbreaking too.

We are just pulling onto the gravel road that is the last 1 mile of our journey as the local PD comes on the line and gives us direction as to where to park. No status update yet. We are going to a larger colony and he hasn’t made contact yet–in fact he doesn’t until we are walking in the door behind him.

As we pull in I stand up and begin pulling out the airway bag, the first in bag with our ACLS meds, and the monitor. I have them set out, gloves on, and my glasses on–I’ve learned a thing or two–I wear safety glasses(or as I call them “oh SHIT glasses”) to anything that can get messy. Anyone who has worked an arrest knows things can get messy quick. The stomach does NOT like CPR.

We come to a stop after what seems like 40 minutes(but I see later on my time sheet was only 7) and I slide the side door open, making sure to turn the lights in the box on before I step out. I walk briskly into what appears to be a large industrial type kitchen. As I walk up the first step I notice a crowd has gathered. 20-30 women all standing there. They all have an uncertain look on their faces, but there is no histeria. There is no panic. There is a calm uncertainty in the air. I walk around the corner and see a young girl, just laying there. No one is touching her. She has a blanket on her. No CPR in progress, no anything. No comfort from family, nothing. I have to double take. My first instinct was that it was going to be DOA. Then I look back and she is smiling.

My “dead” patient is smiling. She is far from dead–and always has been. In fact she seems fine. And then the story begins.

Because of the quantity that this kitchen cooks for they have a service elevator to bring supplies up from the supply room in the basement. This elevator has a standard wooden door into it and has a gate that comes up to my thighs. This is an older elevator and will work with the doors open.

Apparently my patient was hanging over the railing when someone downstairs called for the elevator. Despite the grinding noise it makes she does not move and the elevator comes down on her, trapping her in place–right across the top of her chest/collar bone. They are unsure of how long she was there before being noticed, or how long it took to get her out. They say a minute–which in some emergencies could mean 5 seconds or the opposite–5 minutes. My guess is not very long based on the appearance of my patient. The bystanders state that she was blue and unresponsive when they pulled her out.
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I immediately get to assessing my smiley patient. She states it kinda hurts on her chest, but has no other complaints. She is breathing normal, adequately, and without pain. Her lung sounds are present, equal, and clear. Her O2 sats are 99% on room air and all other vitals are within normal limits. She is literally in great condition.

I decide that because of the nature of the incident(and a little CYA medicine) that spinal immobilization is necessary. We quickly package the patient and get on the road. She never once complains, never once cries. She actually smiles a lot. I got her laughing and promised her a day off from school–though I’m not sure her community will follow through.

By the time we get to the ED she is chatty and still happy. She has no complaints other than a little bit of tenderness. Breathe Sounds are still normal and her vitals still stable. After explaining everything to the receiving RN/Doc/Trauma team that they called despite my insistence that it was not necessary, I wish my young patient well and lead her mother to the registration desk.


I walked out of the hospital, my free soda and cookies in hand, in a bit of a blur. I’m convinced that my ride TO the scene was more stressful and exhausting than the call itself. I wish all of my patients handled stress this well!

No. I do not care about your alleged "serious" medical problem of "got too drunk and did something stupid"itis.

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REAL calls that could have been way worse to follow….