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Caffeine

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I have an addiction. No, I’m not lucky enough to be addicted to Narcs or booze. Nope, I don’t get high or zonk out on xanex. 

I am addicted–dependent–on caffeine. I drink more Mt. Dew, Vault, and Coke than any person should.  Just ask my dentist! He “acts” all concerned… but considering the checks I write him, I’m sure he’ll sleep just fine. 
I have even started chewing “Jolt Caffeinated Gum”.  I love it. It kinda has this peppery(I LOVE PEPPER!(as in black pepper–my meals are covered in it!)) taste at first. In the morning it makes my lips tingly.
I have a problem. 
I want to cut back–or eliminate it–but honestly… I’m not sure I can roll out of bed at 3 am for a call and not grab a soda(pop) for the road.
Time will tell. 
Posted by on November 22, 2008 • Filed under: Boredom • Tagged:
  • Evil Transport Lady

    LOL you dirty addict!…….j/k..I am the same way……my first soda of the day is around 6am.There are worse things to be addicted to, like smoking. I am:(

  • Epijunky

    Add me to the list of caffeine addicted. There’s always hope!

  • Walt Trachim

    As I write this I am drinking my second mug (not cup – they’re for wussies :-) of double strong coffee. My only additive is milk, but not too much. I used to drink it black but my stomach lining protests when I do that…..

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