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In the grocery store:

girl: Is it going through(as cashier runs EBT card)

cashier: I think so

girl: see my new car?(points to window at brand new dodge charger with dealer plates)

cashier: Damn. That shit is hot.

girl: No shit. And I only have 75 dollar payments…

cashier: No fucking way. You are full of shit. 

girl: fer reeeelz. We put 20k down on it.

cashier: shit. yo.

girl: no shit(as cashier hands her back the EBT card)

ME: excuse me? 

girl: WHAT?

ME: SO….. um…. you can put 20k down on a new car but somehow that qualifies you to have ME pay for your groceries?

girl: Whatever dude. You’re just hatin.

ME: acutally, yes. yes I am. 
Cashier: You should see her boyfriends car!
Me: Darwin Sucks (under my breath)
Posted by on November 1, 2008 • Filed under: Wow. • Tagged:
  • david mcmahon

    Thanks for the visit and the comment.We don;t see Dodge vehicles here in Australia, but you’d (or they’d!!) like the Holden Monaro, a locally-made car with plenty of grunt …..

  • Cheating Death

    Lol… I’d only like the Holden if someone who was milking welfare had just paid cash for it… Such is life I guess!THanks for stopping by, and keep up the good work.

  • Evil Transport Lady

    Ok I almost lost my breakfast! But sadly I see that everyday. Freebies walking out of the inner city ER and head to brand new cars……The Goverment needs to FIX that.

  • Evil Transport Lady

    BTW the darwin comment should have be said out loud, I doubt home-girl would know what you meant.

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