In the grocery store:
girl: Is it going through(as cashier runs EBT card)
cashier: I think so
girl: see my new car?(points to window at brand new dodge charger with dealer plates)
cashier: Damn. That shit is hot.
girl: No shit. And I only have 75 dollar payments…
cashier: No fucking way. You are full of shit.
girl: fer reeeelz. We put 20k down on it.
cashier: shit. yo.
girl: no shit(as cashier hands her back the EBT card)
ME: excuse me?
girl: WHAT?
ME: SO….. um…. you can put 20k down on a new car but somehow that qualifies you to have ME pay for your groceries?
girl: Whatever dude. You’re just hatin.
ME: acutally, yes. yes I am.
Cashier: You should see her boyfriends car!
Me: Darwin Sucks (under my breath)
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- HuHot Sucks. – August 5, 2009
- WTF. Girl Arrested for Swearing on 911 call. – July 16, 2009
- Trooper Daniel Martin v Maurice White – July 23, 2009
- Partners. – May 31, 2009
Thanks for the visit and the comment.We don;t see Dodge vehicles here in Australia, but you’d (or they’d!!) like the Holden Monaro, a locally-made car with plenty of grunt …..
Lol… I’d only like the Holden if someone who was milking welfare had just paid cash for it… Such is life I guess!THanks for stopping by, and keep up the good work.
Ok I almost lost my breakfast! But sadly I see that everyday. Freebies walking out of the inner city ER and head to brand new cars……The Goverment needs to FIX that.
BTW the darwin comment should have be said out loud, I doubt home-girl would know what you meant.