In the grocery store:
girl: Is it going through(as cashier runs EBT card)
cashier: I think so
girl: see my new car?(points to window at brand new dodge charger with dealer plates)
cashier: Damn. That shit is hot.
girl: No shit. And I only have 75 dollar payments…
cashier: No fucking way. You are full of shit.
girl: fer reeeelz. We put 20k down on it.
cashier: shit. yo.
girl: no shit(as cashier hands her back the EBT card)
ME: excuse me?
girl: WHAT?
ME: SO….. um…. you can put 20k down on a new car but somehow that qualifies you to have ME pay for your groceries?
girl: Whatever dude. You’re just hatin.
ME: acutally, yes. yes I am.
Cashier: You should see her boyfriends car!
Me: Darwin Sucks (under my breath)
Also on MedicThree …
- HuHot Sucks. – August 5, 2009
- WTF. Girl Arrested for Swearing on 911 call. – July 16, 2009
- Pride. – January 5, 2009
- Trooper Daniel Martin v Maurice White – July 23, 2009
