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My mother in law is soooo afraid of us picking a horrible name for our baby…

At least I’m not this father douche bag.

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The father of 3-year-old Adolf Hitler Campbell, denied a birthday cake with the child’s full name on it by one New Jersey supermarket, is asking for a little tolerance. Heath Campbell and his wife, Deborah, are upset not only with the decision made by the Greenwich ShopRite, but with an outpouring of angry Internet postings in response to a local newspaper article over the weekend on their flare-up over frosting.

"I think people need to take their heads out of the cloud they’ve been in and start focusing on the future and not on the past," Heath Campbell said Tuesday in an interview conducted in Easton, on the other side of the Delaware River from where the family lives in Hunterdon County, N.J.

"There’s a new president and he says it’s time for a change; well, then it’s time for a change," the 35-year-old continued. "They need to accept a name. A name’s a name. The kid isn’t going to grow up and do what (Hitler) did."

No, but he isn’t going to win many awards for having the most peaceful name in history either…

The Campbells’ other two children also have unusual names: JoyceLynn Aryan Nation Campbell turns 2 in a few months and Honszlynn Hinler Jeannie Campbell will be 1 in April.

Do you ever just think to yourself…. "WHAT THE F#@K?!!"

Posted by on December 17, 2008 • Filed under: crazy, creepy, Kids, Moron, Wow. • Tagged: , , , ,
  • Chris

    OK, technically, the parents are right – the kid isn’t going to turn into a Nazi based on his name. He is, however, very likely to turn into a Nazi for other reasons.I would propose, based on nothing other than the choice of names, that at least one of the parents hold strongly Nazi/Neo-Nazi views. This is likely to have a impact.Also, I can pretty much guarantee that the poor kid will be bullied. It is fairly well documented that people who have low self-esteem are more likely to turn to more extreme viewpoints.

  • Evil Transport Lady

    That was on the front page of our paper today………..WTF!

  • Walt Trachim

    I’m with ETL on this one: WTF indeed!

  • Epijunky

    Yeah… I read about that recently… Whiskey Tango Foxtrot, to echo ETL and Walt. They really should require licenses to have kids.

  • Ninja Medic

    I’m late to this party, but I want to chime in anyway…I blogged about this myself, and I think that the biggest beef I have with these knuckle-dragging-genetic-donors is that they CLEARLY named their children for something they believed in (you don’t just pull Nazi and White Supremacist organization names out of thin air), yet when the shit hit the fan they came up with some bullshit ‘we wanted to give them unique names’ excuse. THAT’S what pisses me of (those names are stupid, but that just irks me) more than anything else. If they are going to behave in a contraversial manner, then they should be prepared for the fallout that will inevitably ensue and be ready to stand up for themselves and their cause. The excuses I heard spoke volumes about them: attention grabbing knuckle dragging lah brained neck tatted retards who though they were being funny or clever by saddling those poor kids with fucked up names.I despair for the future of humanty some days.Oh, and I was seriously considering setting up a trust fund so those kids can legally change their names on OUR dime when they’re old enough.

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