- You are running around the house trying to gather your cellphone, charger, makeup, purse, keys, underwear, kitchen sink, and other miscellaneous ”essential”.
- You continue to cut me off, tell me I’m wrong, and insist that you must have some sort of cancer(unrelated to the 3 pack a day habit you have).
- Are mad I am not going to carry you to the ambulance after you have been running around the house(up and down stairs, too!).
- Are made that I will not give you morphine for this mysterious leg pain that just started when we got into the ambulance.
Reasons I don’t care:
- I only work one day this week.
- I haven’t listened to anything you’ve said.
- I’m dreaming of a nap.
- You smell something like a mix of cigarette smoke, old cheese, and pot roast.
Sincerly,
m3









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