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Reality Check
As usual, the EMS blogosphere has found itself in yet another little tiff. This time Timothy Clemans and Medic22 are in a bit of disagreement about proper use of ALS, among other things.
Timothy seems to believe that ALS skills are wasted on patients that are not in risk of losing life or limb. While Medic22’s way of responding to him might be over the top, I can TOTALLY understand how and why that would happen. See here and here. We all take this pretty damn seriously, so I understand the frustration.
Because I agree with Medic22’s thought process on this, I thought I would chime in a little bit.
If it was up to me I would eliminate prehospital ALS except in cases where ALS care prevents the need for hospital/clinic care and in cases where evidence demonstrates that ALS saves lives. That said, Medic 22 did bring up an excellent point about prehospital pain management.
Is it really that simple? Simply put, I’m out of a job. All of us are. In a system
with 11,000 calls a year, we’d be able to pay one medic. Thats it. After the sob story of me being unemployed is over, we’ll address the real issue: why is it that you have to be dying to get compassionate, adequate, respectful care?
If you are sick or injured, but not dying, Timothy is saying that you should only get a taxi ride to the hospital(where you will wait in triage for an hour(or more) and then wait for a nurse to complete an assessment, then a doctor, then maybe get your treatment started).
Are there ALS skills that need to be reviewed? Absolutely, but until you have had to sit in a truck with patients puking their brains out(on your new, shiny boots) you will not understand the validity of our skills that are in between taxi driver and super hero. Pushing Zofran for that nausea not only helped to relieve the discomfort for that patient, it also helped prevent them from further dehydrating themselves (or like a patient a week ago… going into vfib every time she puked… Seriously).
Managing pain in patients is one of the best skill sets we offer(and either the most avoided due to paperwork or most abused by patients). Allowing grandma some comfort for the 15 mile ride through my Wintry Mid-Western city riddled with potholes and ice chunks is the least I can do after she allowed my whiny ass to stay alive all this time.
I can’t agree more with you! I have been battling this topic for 7 years to no avail. At one point we had our agency MD on board yet the other program MDs in the county voted against it! Again, “nobody ever died of pain” was just one reason. Another was/is the potential abuse issue, especially with fentanyl compounded by the fear ketamine could be stolen off the trucks by youngsters for their Rave parties. Subsequently, our patients receive a proper induction via etomidate but very infrequently the administration of diazepam and morphine post intubation (only a few of us religiously use the agents). What you end up with is a patient who doesn’t remember undergoing paralysis and intubation but wakes up being paralyzed and intubated on a bumpy ride to the hospital.
All this says is that local MDs have zero faith in their medics. If you can’t secure your narcotics, you have no business being in this business. There are dozens of ways to secure them. This is simply an excuse for someone who is afraid to allow their medics the ability to treat.
Medic 22 a dehydrated girl with a low BP and tachycardia needs a line and a fluid blous. That’s ALS. Not an emergency… but something that a paramedic can, and SHOULD do.
Me: what’s the benefit of the prehospital als in that case? if it doesn’t save a life or shorten hospital stay what’s the point
Medic 22: It’s GOOD PATIENT CARE. Its what competent, caring prehospital care providers do.If the care by paramedics could prevent the need for hospital then I’m all for it. Unfortunately in the case wouldn’t you just be delaying hospital care and doing something just to do it?
First of all, you are assuming we are delaying care. Like I said before:
My scene time consists of a brief primary assessment, possibly a 12 lead and loading the patient where I begin the rest of my treatment–unless the patient absolutely needs other interventions prior to departure. That being said, when I am 15 minutes away from the hospital with someone puking(and further dehydrating themselves) or someone who has moderate wheezes, why shouldn’t I begin treating them?
Again…. It seems that you assume there is some abundance of Life or Limb calls in EMS. Honestly, those exciting calls just don’t come all that much. What we get a lot of is sick baby boomers, indigents, drunks, and people who don’t know any better. Does that mean we shouldn’t treat them while we can?
It is our job to treat patients, and as long as I have time in the back of my truck, I am going to do everything I can to make them more comfortable, happier, and healthier–if at all possible.
Posted in Blogroll, Protocol, ems-health-safety, ems-topics, medic, patient-management, training-development
Stubborn
I am a stubborn guy. I know when I’m right, and I don’t back down. As a matter of fact, my insistence on being right has alienated more than one person in my life. I just can’t handle people who won’t admit they are wrong.
That being said… When I’m wrong, I admit it. I might not be happy about it–often I beat myself up over simple things. But I admit I’m wrong. In this line of work admitting you are wrong is more important than always being right. Knowing when to ask someone smarter than you is one of the most important things in EMS–hell, all of medicine.
If you can’t admit you are wrong. If you can’t understand that asking for help is a virtue, not a fault… Then maybe this business isn’t for you.
Assault with a deadly…. eww…
Woman charged in breast milk assault on jailer
OWENSBORO, Ky. — A woman in jail for public intoxication was accused of assaulting a jailer by squirting breast milk at her. WYMT-TV reported that a 31-year-old woman was arrested Thursday on a misdemeanor charge of public intoxication. But as she was changing into an inmate uniform, she squirted breast milk into the face of a female deputy who was with her.
The woman now faces a felony charge of third degree assault on a police officer. Her bond was set at $10,000
wha… tha…. fa….
Sadly this sounds like more than one of my patients this last week.
On the Truck
En Route to a Code 3 “Sick Person” my partner says….
“Oh, this should be good”
Why?
“Dispatched as a sick person, stumbling, falling down. Great. Another Fucking drunk”
Oh. You listen to that crap? After the address and the part about going fast or slow, I quit paying attention. Literally.
medicTHREE’s week in tweets
- @emtdani just for you http://medicthree.com/2010/02/if-you-are-offending-easily-plus-leave-now/ #
- @Epi_Junky @medic_bella glad I could help. M3, always here to piss people off. And do MY GOD DAMN JOB WITHOUT WANTING FAME AND GLORY! in reply to Epi_Junky #
- @MsParamedic if you don't like my drama dani has a button she can show you….. in reply to MsParamedic #
- @MsParamedic but then I'd have to cut myself #
- How can curling seriously be a sport… #
- Sorry I'm a jackass. I take my job seriously and don't like people who make a mockery of this. This profession is a joke to a lot of people #
- ugh #
- So I think we're going to drop daycare and tough it out at home. SO much for me sleeping in between shifts. #
- ugh….. need to win the lottery. asap. #
- tweetdeck won't let me add a column. wtf #
- fixed. Damn thing hates me. #
- @mariah_ @paramedicdan was a ricky rescue who somehow saved everyone and went on the coolest calls. all by himself. and he violated hipaa. in reply to mariah_ #
- is there a better multi twitter account app that tweetdeck? #
- Trying seesmic. Not sure what I think. #
- I am starting to get sick. Sore throat. Running nose. Congestion. Can't sleep and have a day at home with my little guy. Ugh. #
- @scoolgirl101 had a mt dew? I would like some whiskey, but that seems irresponsible! in reply to scoolgirl101 #
- @scoolgirl101 It wouldn't be bad at all if it wasn't for the throat. I live with congestion year round anyways…. in reply to scoolgirl101 #
- @twnstar2 don't think i care for seesmic for multi account use…. in reply to twnstar2 #
- @twnstar2 i like seesmic on my droid, though I use tweetcaster currently in reply to twnstar2 #
- Follow me on FACEBOOK! http://bit.ly/9ZOKG0 #
- I have been smoke free for 18 months. 1 single slip up. I am damn proud of myself. #
- Really should be sleeping. when the kid gets up in a few hours I will be cursing this… #
- @slichten01 I have temptations every now and then but using chantix made it easy in reply to slichten01 #
- (603): wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys #
- (651): Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you. #
- I love tfln….. #
- @RVaMedic google "tfln" it is "texts from last night" in reply to RVaMedic #
- why will gmail load in firefox, opera, and IE, but NOT chrome? That makes about NO sense… #
- follow me on Facebook! http://bit.ly/9ZOKG0 #
- @Bella_Medic Happy Birthday! #
- wish @bella_medic a HAPPY BIRTHDAY! #
- 69 yo m, pulse 50, bp 80 systolic, syncopal episode. What would you do? #
- The above pt had a negative 12 lead. After 250 ml fluid challenge, pt vomits, pulse drops and stays at 45. #
- .5 mg atropine on board, pt condition improves. Then pt codes as we roll him into the ED. #
- @Monhae ding ding ding! Pt took 2 extra doses of his beta blocker today. Was released 3 hours later. in reply to Monhae #
- had a guy that jumped off a 3rd story parking ramp… A&Ox4, no obvious injuries. Full spinal precautions and trauma team activated… #
- pt had skull fracture and subdural hematoma. #
- Seriously? Hot air ballooning when it is 9 degrees out? Wtf? #
- Have had a week of actual calls. Crazy. trauma. SVT. Actual, real, fun calls. #
- Seriously… How much can she pad her ego? http://bit.ly/aiAQRy This crap is insane. How can she talk to a nurse like that and be proud?? #
- I am asking my followers to block @emtdani I can't handle it anymore. She is an ego padding, narscisistic lier who needs a reality check. #
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Draft Titles
Part of my continual writers block is overcoming the starting point. I have always been a “title first” kind of writer. I come up with an idea based on some title or thought. From there I work.

Here are some of the Draft Titles sitting in my “posts to be completed” pile:
- The Losing Game
- Turn The Wheel
- Ummmm…..
- Dialogue
- Complacency Killed the Cat… Err… Patient…
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*If you are offended easily, plus leave now.
Since one of my least favorite bloggers moderates her comments, and mine will never make it public. I have decided to go here. If you need a clue, let me know.
Bullshit. Bullshit. Bullshit.
Does it make you feel better to make shit up or do you have a serious psychological issue?

I am honestly concerned about your health. You have this constant need to feel important. Like YOU matter. YOU do not. None of US do. As a tech in a hospital you do things that are essential to the hospital. But nothing that any other competent tech couldn’t. YOU did not save anyone. YOU are NOT important.
You think you have some magical powers, great looks, awesome personality, and clever wit. Guess what. You don’t. You would only impress someone who has no medical knowledge at all. Even then, they’d have to be a dumb ass to believe you.
Go to bed, get up, and get a damn life. Sweet Mary, Mother of God. I seriously can’t handle all of this crap anymore. You get your rocks off making yourself feel important to the blogosphere.
Take your @paramedicdan-esque ways and pack them up. The only people who pretend to believe you are more fascinated with your whorish ways than anything else.
Quit making EMS look like a joke. We take our jobs damn seriously and we are sick of people making a mockery of it.
medicTHREE’s week in tweets
- 9 calls in 3 hours. booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo #
- yeah. not cool. Now we sit around waiting to take a transplant team to the airport. Blah. #
- Plan on getting an Upper GI scope for shits and giggles. And to get a biopsy for celiac. #
- @Bella_Medic yeah, I am just sick of my stomach problems. SO I am digging for answers. in reply to Bella_Medic #
- @medic61 biopsy is the only definitive dx. Blood tests are unreliable. in reply to medic61 #
- @paramedicintern nope. 4 transports. 3 within 5 blocks of eachother. Not a damn one was significant. in reply to paramedicintern #
- @paramedicintern then I sat around for 6 hours….. in reply to paramedicintern #
- @paramedicintern we can chart as "no ambulance needed" on lots of calls, saves time associated with PRS. in reply to paramedicintern #
- @paramedicintern That seems silly. Often times 3rd parties call 911, why should a "patient" have to sign a PRS if there was no amb needed? in reply to paramedicintern #
- @paramedicintern I believe that the PRS should ONLY be used when you believe they NEED an ambulance. in reply to paramedicintern #
- Can't sleep #
- Why is it that at 3am volume level 1 is loud but at 5pm level 8 is barely audible??? Seriously. #
- RT @autocompleteme Autocomplete Me » Battle Of The Sexes: Autocomplete Style http://bit.ly/6XDmfS #
- @medic61 I can't sleep… but thats because Night hates me… in reply to medic61 #
- RT @setla: RT @zollemsfire: Get a free exhibit pass to EMS Today, with our compliments. http://bit.ly/b90UJw #
- At famous dave's with the family! #
- Was a pt last night and I don't even remember it….. #
- @MadMedic1 I am… got knocked out. Don't even remember seeing ambulance….. in reply to MadMedic1 #
- Just rooted and loaded a rom on my droid, from http://forum.droidmod.org/index.php/topic,73.0.html wicked easy, wifi tether! #
- Asked doc about my jaw, doesn't seem worried. #
- @NJDiveMedic yeah I'm good in reply to NJDiveMedic #
- ugh… my jaw hurts! Doc says it isn't broken and to STFU and do my job… sob. #
- Dear Mrs M3, Happy Birthday, as a present, I give you a bruised and battered M3, free concussion as well. #
- @medic61 ew! Easymac is ewwwwwwwwwtastic! Spirals FTW! in reply to medic61 #
- @medic61 89 cents a box is worth it for quality!!!!!!!!!!! lol…. in reply to medic61 #
- @medic61 I never sleep! Do you use google talk? in reply to medic61 #
- anyone who uses google talk, DM me! #
- First call in four hours. #
- So tired but can't sleep. I am bored awake. #
- Little man is fighting this versed. …. #
- Hope he can get this test done today #
- @Harwetopa I got sucker punched, fell forward onto my head…. #
- @Harwetopa no such luck. I don't remember anything and he ran off. in reply to Harwetopa #
- @JustMyBlog thanks! he is normally sooooo sweet. Today he was a monster. in reply to JustMyBlog #
- @RobRiscoe my dream feels a lot like a broken record…. in reply to RobRiscoe #
- Enjoying my drive home. Putting another long shift to bed. #
- Highway 20 ride…. #
- Finally! Epocrates for android! #
Posted in twitter
The Waiting Game
Asher had another VCUG and Lasix renogram today for his hydronephrosis. Won’t have results for a day or two, but it looked like it always did… delayed draining of the left kidney. Hoping they find something diagnostic soon.
Until then, here is a pic of the little monster(who does not like anesthesia… fought it really hard).
After a dose of chloral hydrate and 2 doses of versed… the walk BACK to PEDS is what put him to sleep… Stinker.
Posted in Asher, Heart Strings, Home, Kids, father
Lost in Translation
We picked up a young Hispanic couple this evening along with their 5 children. I can only presume they were their children, as they did not speak a lick of English. I tried and tried but no one responded to my pleads in English or my piss poor attempt at Spanish.
There were no injuries. No complaints, but they wouldn’t get out of my ambulance. When we got to the hospital, the youngest child(4) speaks in clear English while the others freak out in Spanish…
“Hey taxi man, this isn’t our house”
Posted in Crazy Calls, medic
The Drive Home
In EMS there are a few tools we use as coping mechanisms. CISM(Critical Incident Stress Management) is the most common, despite many organizations not having active CISM systems. While I find CISM to be useful, it is rarely deployed for run of the mill EMS calls. Death and Dying is our business, and if we had a CISM meeting(which includes everyone from first responders to ED doctors and Medical Directors) for every death in the field, we would spend more time in meetings that in our trucks.

This leads many of us to find our own personal stress management tools and techniques. Some people vent to coworkers, some people blog… Some people pray, or drink, or work out, or smoke. Me…. I drive home.
Every morning when my shift gets over at 0700 I hope for a partly cloudy sky. This winter has been good to me. With crisp, cool winds, light cloud cover and beautiful sunrises, I have done more call reviews on my drive home, alone with Country Music in the background than any CISM meeting or Jack and Coke could provide me.
I use the 9 mile long, 15 minute drive to go over the night before. By the time I am home, I always feel better than I started. The roads are clear in my direction, everyone headed into the city for work while I head out on my way home. I drive a hilly road straight into the sun and every morning is a great reminder that the cycle keeps going.
People live. People die. In between we can only keep on trying. Finding a tool to review, learn from, and sometimes forget bad shifts is one of the most important things I have done in my short bid in EMS. Without my drive home to a different kind of chaos, I really don’t know what I would do.
Fortunately I don’t have to.
Posted in Coping, Home, ems-topics, medic
medicTHREE’s week in tweets
- aldfkjasdfkljsdlkfjasdf;ljasdlfj People suck. sadlkfjasdkljasdf;lj #
- Follow medicTHREE on facebook at http://www.facebook.com/pages/medicTHREE/294425433211 Tell your friends! #
- @emscapt47 loving the droid. It is what entertains me on pointless police and fire standby's in the wee hours of the morning. in reply to emscapt47 #
- RT @rusnivek: Sad day for Discovery Channel's "Deadliest Catch" Cornelia Marie crew for Captain Phil Harris death. in reply to rusnivek #
- Uninspired. A new blog post up at http://www.medicthree.com #
- Can't wait for work tonight. I'm itching for a real call. #
- @scoolgirl101 most are! in reply to scoolgirl101 #
- @Medicthoughts some people just don't get reality. in reply to Medicthoughts #
- EMS peeps and medicthree.com followers should join my facebook page: http://www.facebook.com/pages/medicTHREE/294425433211 #
- Thinks people who act like doing their job is something to brag about are db's. #
- back at work doing what I do. #
- Twores(twitter whores) who talk about their underwear and other pathetic attempts at attention are dumb pieces of shit. #
- of to put a 14 G in the EJ just for @bella_medic ! #
- @medic_bella db means DUMB BITCH …….. in reply to medic_bella #
- @scoolgirl101 while it may have been, I had to readopt it for one particular twore in the "ems" community in reply to scoolgirl101 #
- @medic61 sometimes! Sometimes I get some pretty cool RT's. I love them all, though. in reply to medic61 #
- @medic61 I am by no means a celebrity though, so don't think anyone else will pay attention! in reply to medic61 #
- @medic61 lol. I had to do that because @emtdani has one and I can't let that db outdo me. She even has more fans than me! in reply to medic61 #
- @medic61 omg…. I know your real name! Now…. should I friend you…. hmmm….. in reply to medic61 #
- @medic61 now you are an in elite club… people who know m3's name and location… my coworkers don't even know I blog! in reply to medic61 #
- @medic61 and some of them read it! in reply to medic61 #
- @medic61 lol…. i even commented on your blog tonight! in reply to medic61 #
- @medic61 lol…. I'm not sure if I should be delighted or offended! I am rather bitter for my age! in reply to medic61 #
- @medic61 how old did you think I was! I even have said that on my blog! in reply to medic61 #
- @medic61 i am completely bald… if that makes you feel better in reply to medic61 #
- just ate 550 calories is gummy lifesavers. SO much for the 10 lbs I lost #
- @RobRiscoe smartass…. in reply to RobRiscoe #
- RT @PerezHilton Chapman's Sons Off Dog The Bounty Hunter!! | PerezHilton.com http://bit.ly/bDG03h #
- @EMTophelia like I said. My use of it is specific to one particular db. And douche bage doesn't do her justice. in reply to EMTophelia #
- Can't believe what a tool my partner can be. Seriously. ST elevation in leads V!-V4… calls it epigastric pain. #
- and he is the "senior paramedic" #
- @rescue_monkey yup. always medic/medic One has to be city approved as "senior" in reply to rescue_monkey #
- now emtdani is protecting her tweets. What does she have to hide? #
- Sick and tired of people who give EMS a bad name. This isn't a hobby. This isn't about adrenaline. This is our job and we take it seriously. #
- EMS is a profession about trying to help people and often failing. It isn't about looking cool, acting tough, or having bragging rights. #
- Bragging about occasional success is pointless, considering the pile of failure that is usually surrounding your occasional win. #
- @southpawmedic lol….. in reply to southpawmedic #
- @MadMedic1 ponder, yes. Brag about it to get attention from non ems types…. ugh. in reply to MadMedic1 #
- @RVaEMSExaminer but when the patient describes it as crushing chest pain, reporting it as epigastric pain is a no no. in reply to RVaEMSExaminer #
- @Firemidget apparently we are in the minority… in reply to Firemidget #
- @RVaEMSExaminer and VF is not PEA…. in no circumstance would VF normally produce a pulse.
in reply to RVaEMSExaminer # - @SteveWhitehead yeah… by normally that is what i meant. silly me and my crappy wording! in reply to SteveWhitehead #
- @RVaEMSExaminer recheck your definitions! Organized electrical activity! in reply to RVaEMSExaminer #
- damn i am tired. Asher couldn't let me sleep just a little more…. #
- Hey EMS peeps, join my Facebook Fan Page! http://www.facebook.com/pages/medicTHREE/294425433211 #
- Celebrating little man's first birthday today! The wife went a little crazy on decorating….. #
- @tlczek I lol'd. A little #
- RT @tlczek "If you pissed her off, she'd crawl right up your ass and beat you to death from the inside out!" Temp medic partner about old fa #
- become a fan of medicTHREE on facebook! http://www.facebook.com/pages/medicTHREE/294425433211 do it now!!!!!!!!!!!! #
- I am working. yay. Hear the excitement? #
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Uninspired.
For months I have struggled to keep this blog alive. I have posts inside me. I have posts started. I just can’t muster them out. This is really the way a big chunk of my life is going. I am incredibly happy with my wife and son, but something is amiss.
I am often distracted, barely able to pay attention to the simplest of things. Medically, I am an undiagnosed ball of annoying symptoms–not debilitating but the sum of them is wearing me–and my family–out. I stugle to be the man I promised my wife I would be, while being a father I respect and a paramedic I would trust.
That is all I want–to be a good husband, father, and paramedic. Just like the subtitle to my blog. That is me. There is little more to me than those three things. Sure, I am a son, a brother, a friend. But the sum of these three things defines the man I am today. Yet I find myself uninspired. I have an amazing wife, an adorable 1 year old son and a job I love doing and I am just uninspired. When I get home, I kiss my wife, hug my son, and go to bed. I fail miserably at sleeping all day and then repeat the cycle.
I make goals–to work out, eat better, spend wiser, study harder–yet I never follow through with any of them. I set these goals again and again and I always end up where I started. Uninspired.![]()
I have the desire to move past all of this, but I just need the right push? What will that push be?
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medicTHREE’s week in tweets
- @EMTDani No need to get all cranky about reality. in reply to EMTDani #
- @EMTDani Celiac A disorder resulting from an immune reaction to gluten, a protein found in wheat and related grains, and present in many foo in reply to EMTDani #
- @EMTDani http://www.celiac.com/articles/39/1/The-Standard-Definition-of-Celiac-Disease/Page1.html in reply to EMTDani #
- @EMTDani http://www.mayoclinic.com/health/celiac-disease/DS00319 in reply to EMTDani #
- @EMTDani I tried to be polite. Simply Put. Use google. in reply to EMTDani #
- @EMTDani http://dictionary.webmd.com/terms/celiac-disease in reply to EMTDani #
- @EMTDani http://www.cancer.gov/dictionary/?CdrID=377726 in reply to EMTDani #
- @EMTDani http://www.merriam-webster.com/netdict/celiac%20disease in reply to EMTDani #
- @EMTDani http://www.fda.gov/Food/LabelingNutrition/FoodAllergensLabeling/GuidanceComplianceRegulatoryInformation/ucm111487.htm in reply to EMTDani #
- @EngineMedic congrats on the retirement! Walmart is always hiring! in reply to EngineMedic #
- @EngineMedic I couldn't do it. I'd punch someone. Screeming kids, drunks, dumb people….. agh!!!!!!!! Its like the ambulance! in reply to EngineMedic #
- Watching Teen Mom. As a man and father, i could punch Ryan in the face. Pussy. #
- @CityMedic my worst calls from the State Pen… cutter, hangings, blah. I have RSI'd the same guy twice…. for attempted hangins in reply to CityMedic #
- @EMTDani read the links I posted. Please. Please. Please. You're looking like a fool. #
- @EMTDani It would have been a lot easier for you to just let it go and quit trying to fight a losing battle. #
- many people in EMS are TYPE A, always THINK they are right, rarely are they…. It just so happens I AM right(this time….) #
- @jodfie Feels good, really. She couldn't try to refute me other than "i've lived with it". I believe in leprechauns for… Am I crazy? in reply to jodfie #
- @Bella_Medic its my fault… in reply to Bella_Medic #
- @Epi_Junky I think we could have a series of t shirts. I think we should make M3/EPIJUNKY shirts and memorabilia. in reply to Epi_Junky #
- @jbraun430 whose karma!? in reply to jbraun430 #
- @Bella_Medic see http://medicthree.com/2010/02/a-conversation-had-on-twitter-with-emtdani/ for the synopsis… in reply to Bella_Medic #
- @Epi_Junky lol! Perfect! in reply to Epi_Junky #
- @southpawmedic never!!!!!!!!! Idiot. Out. Walking. Around…. c'mon!1!!!! in reply to southpawmedic #
- Dear Public: I don't care if you follow me. Honestly. I have GAINED followers in the last twenty minutes… Figure that out?
# - @Bella_Medic see! I even said that it was possible to be allergic to wheat and be able to eat Gluten! God I'm good! (this time!!!!) in reply to Bella_Medic #
- Dear Public: I win. Good Night. Whiskey and Coke here I come. #
- Now I understand why Farrah's mom choked her…. #teenmom #
- @medic61 I know! I should turn in my man card… in reply to medic61 #
- @EMTDani Do NOT dare blame me for you being unable to admit you are wrong. I could cite sources all day long. Reality is simple. #
- I flipping hate it when people try to make excuses for shit, instead of just admitting a mistake. Grow up. Pitty parties are a joke. #
- @slichten01 @EMTDani seems to think Celiac disease has to do with eggs, corn, and wheat. Celiac disease is from GLUTEN for God's sake. in reply to slichten01 #
- You're right. I am an asshole. I'm a prick. But I'm not trying to use my incorrectness as a sympathy ploy! #
- @Epi_Junky @jodfie I am the FOUNDING member of #daniblockedclub in reply to Epi_Junky #
- @jodfie aaaaactually… GLUTEN is not wheat, or rye, or barley…. Gluten is IN these grains. You could actually be allergic to Wheat, but in reply to jodfie #
- @jodfie (cont) be able to eat other gluten ingredients. Often gluten is in foods that Wheat or Rye are not listed as ingredients. in reply to jodfie #
- @jodfie This is a popular misconception. Its ok. But the devil is in the details. in reply to jodfie #
- @jodfie don't mind that all, i missed the is IN… The whiskey is slowing my mind. in reply to jodfie #
- @Harwetopa Those bastards! in reply to Harwetopa #
- Remember YOUR fallen with http://www.herobracelets.org @HeroBraceletorg #
- who protects their blog? Especially blogs that WEREN'T protected yesterday…. Hmm…. part two of #daniblockedclub ? #
- I have to work again tonight. No daycare tomorrow… work again tomorrow… then no daycare and my little man's 1st birthday! ugh. #
- For dinner: pot roast, carrots, roasted asperagus. Mmmmmmmmm #
- What should I blog about, ems folks? I need a topic. #
- Getting ready for work. Geh. #
- There is no way what is happening in my abdomen is undiagnosable #
- @medic_bella Oh that HAS to be it! in reply to medic_bella #
- I am convinced I have celiac disease(GSE). 30 minutes after eating grains my stomach is attacking me. #
- yawntastic….. #
- Can I get a call that isn't total bullshit? #
- Is it 12 weeks from now yet? My old ass partner is wayyyy to old fashioned for me… And he's a shitty medic. #
- @RobRiscoe He drives me nuts. He literally asks EVERY questions from SAMPLE… ASKS EVERY DAMN ONE. He does a by the book assessment… ugh in reply to RobRiscoe #
- partner almost RSI'd someone… Then I pushed Narcan and woke them up…. ugh. ugh. ugh. #
- Dear followers, if I don't know you, you aren't an EMS/med type, or don't appeal to me in some way… I won't follow you. Duh. #
- Dear Diary: F you. F This. F everything. XoXo, M3 #
- @RobRiscoe undecided! in reply to RobRiscoe #
- filed income tax today. Was actually bigger than I thought it was going to be. Thank god. #
- Dear patrons of M3's ambulance survice area: DO NOT CALL 911 tonight. Xoxo, M3 #
- "There would need to be a guy sitting between you and the toilet seat." #
- grumble in my tummy. boooo #
- @medic_bella indeed…. in reply to medic_bella #
- I am headed to a fall with no injuries… so why am I going? #
- Bullshit. #
- @NJGhostDiva911 Nope…. lift assist rendered… So why is it that the private ambulance does lift assist while the public BLS FD does not? in reply to NJGhostDiva911 #
- we have 3 trucks for the city… they have 11 stations for FD. Why can they not do lift assists? #
- Can't believe my son is 1 year old today. Wow. #
- I am at the mall surrounded by people who can't possibly have jobs. I keep wanting to yell at them! #
- @southpawmedic let's just say that a group of 7 30 year old adults at the mall round 2 pm on a weekday dressed in psuedo gang colors doesnt in reply to southpawmedic #
- @southpawmedic scream "hey I'm on my lunch break". The same cultural element that answers the question "do you have insurance?" – "medicaid" in reply to southpawmedic #
- Good God I'm tired. #
- Wife and I both have nasty stomach bug. Ugh. Not cool. #
- RT @Bella_Medic: OMG there is a wanna be Paramedic Dan on ur hands! It is so disrespectful to pretend ur one of us… #daniblockedclub in reply to Bella_Medic #
- Give ya idea of how sick we've been…. got 5 inches of snow… I didn't even know it was snowing! #
- When @emtdani gives me her utah emt or nr # I will in fact eat my shorts. Be careful though, underwear is the 5th type of celiac sensitivity #
- There is a special place in hell for me. Luckily all my friends will be there too. #
- @jodfie be careful where you hitch your wagon. We don't go talking without having info. Just sayin. in reply to jodfie #
- @Bella_Medic omg! That is about like her response to me about celiac disease. Get a life, folks! in reply to Bella_Medic #
- @emtdani – @Bella_Medic is my hero. Start shit with her and you're reopening this can of worms! #daniblockedclub strikes again! in reply to Bella_Medic #
- @jodfie I don't see a pic…. in reply to jodfie #
- @jodfie if from emtdani I can't see her tweets. in reply to jodfie #
- @MsParamedic silly hippy…. in reply to MsParamedic #
- I see the pic now… But have a question. If she doesn't work as an EMT, why does she talk about that all the time and not being a cna? #
- I just don't get people who think that making an act out of this career is going to make you look cool. Nobody likes a ricky rescue. #
- @emtdani since you say you will answer! What is celiac disease? #
- @jedifire11 Volunteer does not mean ricky rescue. Ricky rescue is an attitude. I have hella respect for people who do this for free. in reply to jedifire11 #
- @jodfie I can't eat any boxers. They will get my celiac disease going baaaaaad. in reply to jodfie #
- for the record, Utah age requirement is 18. Any place that says 21 is THERE insurance, not state law. #googlewinsagain #
- @MadMedic1 as long as it isn.t the 6th circle of hell…. http://toulousestreet.files.wordpress.com/2007/02/malbolgia.jpg in reply to MadMedic1 #
- @jodfie 21 would be a company policy. I read every ut ems policy about age, 18 is the only one. in reply to jodfie #
- @jodfie let her stand up to me herself. Only reason not to is because she knows what a fool she'll look like. in reply to jodfie #
- Newsflash! I am not in this to make friends. I really don't care. #
- If you can't defend your words, spare me the trouble. #
- @medicnews has a boatload of followers… and I did jack nothing to get them! #
- @Harwetopa got a blackberry or android device? You can tether for free…. pdanet in reply to Harwetopa #
- @mariah_ glad I could entertain! in reply to mariah_ #
- @mariah_ be careful… too much @medicthree could cause troubles fpr @emtdani's celiac disease. @medicthree is the 6th known type of celiac in reply to mariah_ #
- yawn… #
- I feel like death again. #
- @Sky_Guy11 wife and I have nasty stomach bug. in reply to Sky_Guy11 #
- i just woke up. So out of it. #
- I voted a bunch of crap off the following island. Thank god. #
- Quality of twitter friends is more important than quantity. I do not need poseurs and whiners as friends. #
- To my tweeps who choose to encourage such behavior…. WTH are you thinking? #
- Back at it for 3 x 12 on the terror train. #
- omfg. Now you're a firefighter, too? http://bit.ly/emtdan What a ricky rescue. @Bella_Medic #
- my last tweet was NOT directed AT @Bella_Medic …. lol #
- please, please tell me @emtdani is not joining fireemsblogs.com please. #
- omg. She is. what. the. hell. I might leave fireemsblogs.com's network. #
- @RobRiscoe of course I am. That is part of my job description. in reply to RobRiscoe #
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A Conversation had on Twitter with @EMTDani
I don’t appreciate when people can’t admit they are wrong. Especially medical professionals. So here is a conversation I had on twitter today(me in RED):
At the allergist.Allergist found nada. Ugh.
@medicTHREE What are your symptoms? Sometimes allergies cant be picked up by allergists (IE: Celiac)
@EMTDani pretty much celiac or lactose intolerance. Doing full celiac panel.
@medicTHREE just do an at home test. Go 7 days without wheat. If u still feel crummy do a week without corn, lactose or egg
@EMTDani gluten stays in your system upwards for 40 days It isn’t just wheat either Take a look at what really has gluten in it (sans wheat)
@EMTDani I have been tested for common food allergies. All negative. They say 90 days gluten free before relief of sx.
@medicTHREE I have celiac with corn and wheat. Dad is severly wheat intolerant also
@EMTDani celiac is gluten intolerance. Wheat and corn are allergies. You could be allergic to wheat and still eat gluten
@medicTHREE celaic has 4 categories to it. Gluten. Lactose. Egg and corn.
@EMTDani Not trying to be a jerk… but that is incorrect. “The cause of Celiac Disease, also known as gluten sensitive enteropathy (GSE)”
@EMTDani https://celiac.org/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=5&Itemid=11
@EMTDani Again, Gluten is not the same as wheat, and wheat, corn, and egg are allergies. Technically you can overcome many food allergies
At this point @EMTDani stops responding DIRECTLY to me and just tweets publicly….
I love how people argue with me on shit I’ve lived with for nearly 10 years. I think I know what I live with guys.
So I responded….
@EMTDani No need to get all cranky about reality.
@EMTDani Celiac A disorder resulting from an immune reaction to gluten, a protein found in wheat and related grains, and present in many foo
@EMTDani http://www.celiac.com/articles/39/1/The-Standard-Definition-of-Celiac-Disease/Page1.html
@EMTDani http://www.mayoclinic.com/health/celiac-disease/DS00319
@EMTDani I tried to be polite. Simply Put. Use google.
@EMTDani http://dictionary.webmd.com/terms/celiac-disease
@EMTDani http://www.cancer.gov/dictionary/?CdrID=377726
@EMTDani http://www.merriam-webster.com/netdict/celiac%20disease
@EMTDanihttp://www.fda.gov/Food/LabelingNutri
She responded with….
Some people are pricks. Hello block button.
Do people really take pleasure out of turning into a troll? Really?
So here’s the thing……. Never was I refuted. Why? Because you can’t refute this. I might be a prick. But I’m a prick who is right.
Posted in Celiac Disease, Wow., crazy, twitter
medicTHREE’s week in tweets
- Headed to work for 36 on the terror train #
- @ltonfiremedic I'm gonna get in trouble. Its one of them days…. in reply to ltonfiremedic #
- 36 hours with the same partner…. hmmm…. #
- @itookonmyphone thanks for the follow! I have used Itookthisonmyphone.com since my BB Curve. Love it on my Moto Droid! in reply to itookonmyphone #
- Says the drunk…. "I'm a recovering alcoholic". No… you're just an alcoholic. Recovery implies sobriety. #
- UGh……….. I have been at work since 1900 yesterday. Still have till 0700 tomorrow…. And apparently the other trucks aren't moving #
- @ltonfiremedic no. I had to switch shifts. We do 12 on 12 off x 3. in reply to ltonfiremedic #
- Good God I'm tired. Soooo tired. 12.5 hours to go. #
- dear diary. F this. #
- 16 of the last 28 calls in the system have been run by yours truly. #
- Honey, I'm headin home! #
- hates snow. WTF. #
- @RobRiscoe I'm aware…. piling up. Booooo. Snow sucks. I hate mother nature in reply to RobRiscoe #
- @RVaEMSExaminer we've gotten a couple feet of that white crap this year. in reply to RVaEMSExaminer #
- Seriously. Stupid snow. 2 inches already. Light, fluffy crap that my snowblower hates. #
- Damn I need to win the lottery. Bad luck and bad decisions are catching up to me. #
- Going to the Allergist today. Hoping for some answers. Not expecting much. #
- At the allergist. #
- Allergist found nada. Ugh. #
- @EMTDani pretty much celiac or lactose intolerance. Doing full celiac panel. in reply to EMTDani #
- @JustMyBlog there are blood test for celiac, but biopsy is definitive. in reply to JustMyBlog #
- @EMTDani gluten stays in your system upwards for 40 days It isn't just wheat either Take a look at what really has gluten in it (sans wheat) in reply to EMTDani #
- @EMTDani I have been tested for common food allergies. All negative. They say 90 days gluten free before relief of sx. in reply to EMTDani #
- @EMTDani celiac is gluten intolerance. Wheat and corn are allergies. You could be allergic to wheat and still eat gluten in reply to EMTDani #
- @RVaEMSExaminer I have tried with limited success. I am not lactose intollerant, based on tests…. in reply to RVaEMSExaminer #
- @EMTDani Not trying to be a jerk… but that is incorrect. "The cause of Celiac Disease, also known as gluten sensitive enteropathy (GSE)" in reply to EMTDani #
- @EMTDani https://celiac.org/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=5&Itemid=11 in reply to EMTDani #
- @EMTDani Again, Gluten is not the same as wheat, and wheat, corn, and egg are allergies. Technically you can overcome many food allergies in reply to EMTDani #
- I've spent a long time researching celiac disease because it is so challenging to eat gluten free. I need diagnosis before switching diets. #
- @JustMyBlog My previous blood test did too. Redoing. Mad I didn't do biopsy during several upper GI scopes done… in reply to JustMyBlog #
- @JustMyBlog Lactose intolerance is completely diagnosable through breath test and milk allergy through skin test. in reply to JustMyBlog #
- @ltonfiremedic I am ALWAYS allergic to work. Always. in reply to ltonfiremedic #
- @RVaEMSExaminer I have actually had some relief by eating activia, though not fully. in reply to RVaEMSExaminer #
- @prayingmedic awesome. I have a lot of gluten free resources… just no motivation to take that plunge until I am diagnosed… I love gluten in reply to prayingmedic #
- @prayingmedic most of the food I love is loaded with gluten and gluten substitutes seem lacking, especially in my area. in reply to prayingmedic #
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medicTHREE’s week in tweets
- @adriandb @EMT_Tim @myrtlife @Another_Version Yes, that call REALLY did happen. Yes, I wanted to barf when I got blood on my boots… in reply to adriandb #
- Found out my "fisting patient" from yesterday ended up losing 2 liters of blood before it was stopped in surgery. Crazy shit. #
- every god damn night I wake up at 3-4 am. This is getting old. I can't function on 3 hours of sleep every damn day. #
- @ThatKevinSmith but we still love your damn work. Always be my favorite director and writer! in reply to ThatKevinSmith #
- 4 am TV could use some work… Reno 911 and Married With Children…. wahoo. #
- Driving home on a sheet of glass. Basically a fifteen mile controlled slide. I hope. #
- Edit… not so controlled #
- Dear work, I don't miss you. No need to call. Please don't write. Xoxo, m3 #
- F this. Rain? Wtf. #
- Sitting here listen to a coworker call out one of my supervisors. I am struggling to not LOL. SOooooooooooooooooo hard. #
- It has rained all flipping night. In january. F that. #
- RT @medicthree HIPAA for MEDBLOGGERS http://retwt.me/1wy5C #
- "Are you allergic to anything, besides work?" #
- @emscapt47 I get about 35 hours out of it. Turn off wifi, turn screen down, shorten timeout, and I use no app killer. in reply to emscapt47 #
- @emscapt47 are you using any apps that poll, such as a twitter app, non gmail email, etc? they can drain quick too. #
- @emscapt47 notifications use nothing. Data uses most. Polling is what gets ya most of the time. in reply to emscapt47 #
- @paramedicintern I had a former coworker tell me she was allergic to sugar(glucose) and epi. A medic coworker… in reply to paramedicintern #
- @paramedicintern esp since it is flippin impossible! in reply to paramedicintern #
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medicTHREE’s week in tweets
- Just drank half a gallon of orange juice? Why? Because I can! Pre nissen-fundoplication I never could have done that! #
- RT @MsParamedic: I smell a new Paramedic Dan in the area….. where? Who? I missed someone? I mis pmd!! in reply to MsParamedic #
- Eating breakfast at the hospital. Bleh. #
- @MsParamedic I tell people they are full of shit and walk away. Inevitably I will get fired. or sued. or both. in reply to MsParamedic #
- Dear Followers– Retweeting paris hilton is a quick way for me to stop following you. Just so you know. #
- How the fuck do I keep end up following tila tequila? I have never once done it voluntarily. I change my password weekly! #
- @MsParamedic "the right thing" for me would have been a felony. Maybe two. in reply to MsParamedic #
- I seriously need to post more, and blog more. Blah. #
- Could have done with out the misscarriage. Bullshit. #
- @southpawmedic 16 weeks gestation, mother delivered rapidly prior to ems arrival. Had to clamp and cut. Non viable. Ugh. in reply to southpawmedic #
- This night is total fucking bullshit. Just had a 3 year old ask me why daddy wouldn't wake up. #
- Late 20's. Unknown cause. This has NOT been a good night. Calling in sick tomorrow, me thinks. #
- When it rains it poors, I guesss. This medic needs a day off. And a drink. #
- Thanks for the support friends. #
- Do you ever wonder how long you can keep doing this? Or WHY you do? #
- Going home to hug my family. #
- @southpawmedic coping. Just kinda piled on all at once. Calling in sick tonight. Time for a day with the fam. Godspeed all! thanks in reply to southpawmedic #
- @Ckemtp thanks CK. in reply to Ckemtp #
- RT @tweetmeme Life Under the Lights – From behind the Windshield http://bit.ly/82FQe0 #
- Wish I could sleep through the night for once… Geh. WOke up at 4 am. #
- Got to cuddle with the little guy this morning though. I can't believe he is almost one! #
- WTF? RT @DearRobot: (@BroderickG) Dear Black people, I love you more than Asians, but less than White people. Happy MLK day!!! WTF? WTF????? in reply to DearRobot #
- Had a vaginal hemmorage call. Trauma from fisting…. ew…. #
- @southpawmedic no… I did…. lost a liter. Ewww in reply to southpawmedic #
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365 Project, Day 8

Self portrait. You didn’t think I’d give you the whole thing…
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