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Reality Check

As usual, the EMS blogosphere has found itself in yet another little tiff. This time Timothy Clemans and Medic22 are in a bit of disagreement about proper use of ALS, among other things.

Timothy seems to believe that ALS skills are wasted on patients that are not in risk of losing life or limb. While Medic22’s way of responding to him might be over the top, I can TOTALLY understand how and why that would happen. See here and here. We all take this pretty damn seriously, so I understand the frustration.

Because I agree with Medic22’s thought process on this, I thought I would chime in a little bit.

If it was up to me I would eliminate prehospital ALS except in cases where ALS care prevents the need for hospital/clinic care and in cases where evidence demonstrates that ALS saves lives. That said, Medic 22 did bring up an excellent point about prehospital pain management.

Is it really that simple? Simply put, I’m out of a job. All of us are. In a systemsign-realitycheck with 11,000 calls a year, we’d be able to pay one medic. Thats it. After the sob story of me being unemployed is over, we’ll address the real issue: why is it that you have to be dying to get compassionate, adequate, respectful care?

If you are sick or injured, but not dying, Timothy is saying that you should only get a taxi ride to the hospital(where you will wait in triage for an hour(or more) and then wait for a nurse to complete an assessment, then a doctor, then maybe get your treatment started).

Are there ALS skills that need to be reviewed? Absolutely, but until you have had to sit in a truck with patients puking their brains out(on your new, shiny boots) you will not understand the validity of our skills that are in between taxi driver and super hero. Pushing Zofran for that nausea not only helped to relieve the discomfort for that patient, it also helped prevent them from further dehydrating themselves (or like a patient a week ago… going into vfib every time she puked… Seriously).

Managing pain in patients is one of the best skill sets we offer(and either the most avoided due to paperwork or most abused by patients).  Allowing grandma some comfort for the 15 mile ride through my Wintry Mid-Western city riddled with potholes and ice chunks is the least I can do after she allowed my whiny ass to stay alive all this time.

I can’t agree more with you! I have been battling this topic for 7 years to no avail. At one point we had our agency MD on board yet the other program MDs in the county voted against it! Again, “nobody ever died of pain” was just one reason. Another was/is the potential abuse issue, especially with fentanyl compounded by the fear ketamine could be stolen off the trucks by youngsters for their Rave parties. Subsequently, our patients receive a proper induction via etomidate but very infrequently the administration of diazepam and morphine post intubation (only a few of us religiously use the agents). What you end up with is a patient who doesn’t remember undergoing paralysis and intubation but wakes up being paralyzed and intubated on a bumpy ride to the hospital.

All this says is that local MDs have zero faith in their medics. If you can’t secure your narcotics, you have no business being in this business. There are dozens of ways to secure them. This is simply an excuse for someone who is afraid to allow their medics the ability to treat.

Medic 22 a dehydrated girl with a low BP and tachycardia needs a line and a fluid blous. That’s ALS. Not an emergency… but something that a paramedic can, and SHOULD do.
Me: what’s the benefit of the prehospital als in that case? if it doesn’t save a life or shorten hospital stay what’s the point
Medic 22: It’s GOOD PATIENT CARE. Its what competent, caring prehospital care providers do.

If the care by paramedics could prevent the need for hospital then I’m all for it. Unfortunately in the case wouldn’t you just be delaying hospital care and doing something just to do it?

First of all, you are assuming we are delaying care. Like I said before:

My scene time consists of a brief primary assessment, possibly a 12 lead and loading the patient where I begin the rest of my treatment–unless the patient absolutely needs other interventions prior to departure. That being said, when I am 15 minutes away from the hospital with someone puking(and further dehydrating themselves) or someone who has moderate wheezes, why shouldn’t I begin treating them?

Again…. It seems that you assume there is some abundance of Life or Limb calls in EMS. Honestly, those exciting calls just don’t come all that much. What we get a lot of is sick baby boomers, indigents, drunks, and people who don’t know any better. Does that mean we shouldn’t treat them while we can?

It is our job to treat patients, and as long as I have time in the back of my truck, I am going to do everything I can to make them more comfortable, happier, and healthier–if at all possible.

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Stubborn

stubbornI am a stubborn guy. I know when I’m right, and I don’t back down. As a matter of fact, my insistence on being right has alienated more than one person in my life. I just can’t handle people who won’t admit they are wrong.

That being said… When I’m wrong, I admit it. I might not be happy about it–often I beat myself up over simple things. But I admit I’m wrong. In this line of work admitting you are wrong is more important than always being right. Knowing when to ask someone smarter than you is one of the most important things in EMS–hell, all of medicine.

If you can’t admit you are wrong. If you can’t understand that asking for help is a virtue, not a fault… Then maybe this business isn’t for you.

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Assault with a deadly…. eww…

Woman charged in breast milk assault on jailer

OWENSBORO, Ky. — A woman in jail for public intoxication was accused of assaulting a jailer by squirting breast milk at her. WYMT-TV reported that a 31-year-old woman was arrested Thursday on a misdemeanor charge of public intoxication. But as she was changing into an inmate uniform, she squirted breast milk into the face of a female deputy who was with her.

The woman now faces a felony charge of third degree assault on a police officer. Her bond was set at $10,000

wha… tha…. fa….

Sadly this sounds like more than one of my patients this last week.

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On the Truck

En Route to a Code 3 “Sick Person” my partner says….

“Oh, this should be good”

Why?

“Dispatched as a sick person, stumbling, falling down. Great. Another Fucking drunk”

Oh. You listen to that crap? After the address and the part about going fast or slow, I quit paying attention. Literally.

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medicTHREE’s week in tweets

  • @emtdani just for you http://medicthree.com/2010/02/if-you-are-offending-easily-plus-leave-now/ #
  • @Epi_Junky @medic_bella glad I could help. M3, always here to piss people off. And do MY GOD DAMN JOB WITHOUT WANTING FAME AND GLORY! in reply to Epi_Junky #
  • @MsParamedic if you don't like my drama dani has a button she can show you….. in reply to MsParamedic #
  • @MsParamedic but then I'd have to cut myself #
  • How can curling seriously be a sport… #
  • Sorry I'm a jackass. I take my job seriously and don't like people who make a mockery of this. This profession is a joke to a lot of people #
  • ugh #
  • So I think we're going to drop daycare and tough it out at home. SO much for me sleeping in between shifts. #
  • ugh….. need to win the lottery. asap. #
  • tweetdeck won't let me add a column. wtf #
  • fixed. Damn thing hates me. #
  • @mariah_ @paramedicdan was a ricky rescue who somehow saved everyone and went on the coolest calls. all by himself. and he violated hipaa. in reply to mariah_ #
  • is there a better multi twitter account app that tweetdeck? #
  • Trying seesmic. Not sure what I think. #
  • I am starting to get sick. Sore throat. Running nose. Congestion. Can't sleep and have a day at home with my little guy. Ugh. #
  • @scoolgirl101 had a mt dew? I would like some whiskey, but that seems irresponsible! in reply to scoolgirl101 #
  • @scoolgirl101 It wouldn't be bad at all if it wasn't for the throat. I live with congestion year round anyways…. in reply to scoolgirl101 #
  • @twnstar2 don't think i care for seesmic for multi account use…. in reply to twnstar2 #
  • @twnstar2 i like seesmic on my droid, though I use tweetcaster currently in reply to twnstar2 #
  • Follow me on FACEBOOK! http://bit.ly/9ZOKG0 #
  • I have been smoke free for 18 months. 1 single slip up. I am damn proud of myself. #
  • Really should be sleeping. when the kid gets up in a few hours I will be cursing this… #
  • @slichten01 I have temptations every now and then but using chantix made it easy in reply to slichten01 #
  • (603): wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys #
  • (651): Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you. #
  • I love tfln….. #
  • @RVaMedic google "tfln" it is "texts from last night" in reply to RVaMedic #
  • why will gmail load in firefox, opera, and IE, but NOT chrome? That makes about NO sense… #
  • follow me on Facebook! http://bit.ly/9ZOKG0 #
  • @Bella_Medic Happy Birthday! #
  • wish @bella_medic a HAPPY BIRTHDAY! #
  • 69 yo m, pulse 50, bp 80 systolic, syncopal episode. What would you do? #
  • The above pt had a negative 12 lead. After 250 ml fluid challenge, pt vomits, pulse drops and stays at 45. #
  • .5 mg atropine on board, pt condition improves. Then pt codes as we roll him into the ED. #
  • @Monhae ding ding ding! Pt took 2 extra doses of his beta blocker today. Was released 3 hours later. in reply to Monhae #
  • had a guy that jumped off a 3rd story parking ramp… A&Ox4, no obvious injuries. Full spinal precautions and trauma team activated… #
  • pt had skull fracture and subdural hematoma. #
  • Seriously? Hot air ballooning when it is 9 degrees out? Wtf? #
  • Have had a week of actual calls. Crazy. trauma. SVT. Actual, real, fun calls. #
  • Seriously… How much can she pad her ego? http://bit.ly/aiAQRy This crap is insane. How can she talk to a nurse like that and be proud?? #
  • I am asking my followers to block @emtdani I can't handle it anymore. She is an ego padding, narscisistic lier who needs a reality check. #

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Draft Titles

Part of my continual writers block is overcoming the starting point. I have always been a “title first” kind of writer. I come up with an idea based on some title or thought. From there I work.

Here are some of the Draft Titles sitting in my “posts to be completed” pile:

  • The Losing Game
  • Turn The Wheel
  • Ummmm…..
  • Dialogue
  • Complacency Killed the Cat… Err… Patient…

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*If you are offended easily, plus leave now.

Since one of my least favorite bloggers moderates her comments, and mine will never make it public. I have decided to go here. If you need a clue, let me know.

Bullshit. Bullshit. Bullshit.

Does it make you feel better to make shit up or do you have a serious psychological issue?

I am honestly concerned about your health. You have this constant need to feel important. Like YOU matter. YOU do not. None of US do. As a tech in a hospital you do things that are essential to the hospital. But nothing that any other competent tech couldn’t. YOU did not save anyone. YOU are NOT important.

You think you have some magical powers, great looks, awesome personality, and clever wit. Guess what. You don’t. You would only impress someone who has no medical knowledge at all. Even then, they’d have to be a dumb ass to believe you.

Go to bed, get up, and get a damn life. Sweet Mary, Mother of God. I seriously can’t handle all of this crap anymore. You get your rocks off making yourself feel important to the blogosphere.

Take your @paramedicdan-esque ways and pack them up. The only people who pretend to believe you are more fascinated with your whorish ways than anything else.

Quit making EMS look like a joke. We take our jobs damn seriously and we are sick of people making a mockery of it.

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Asher: A year in pictures


Slideshow: asherSlideshow

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medicTHREE’s week in tweets

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The Waiting Game

Asher had another VCUG and Lasix renogram today for his hydronephrosis. Won’t have results for a day or two, but it looked like it always did… delayed draining of the left kidney. Hoping they find something diagnostic soon.

Until then, here is a pic of the little monster(who does not like anesthesia… fought it really hard).

After a dose of chloral hydrate and 2 doses of versed… the walk BACK to PEDS is what put him to sleep… Stinker.

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Lost in Translation

We picked up a young Hispanic couple this evening along with their 5 children. I can only presume they were their children, as they did not speak a lick of English. There were no injuries. No complaints, but they wouldn’t get out of my ambulance. When we got to the hospital, the youngest child(4) speaks in clear English while the others freak out in Spanish…
“Hey taxi man, this isn’t our house”

We picked up a young Hispanic couple this evening along with their 5 children. I can only presume they were their children, as they did not speak a lick of English. I tried and tried but no one responded to my pleads in English or my piss poor attempt at Spanish.

There were no injuries. No complaints, but they wouldn’t get out of my ambulance. When we got to the hospital, the youngest child(4) speaks in clear English while the others freak out in Spanish…

“Hey taxi man, this isn’t our house”

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The Drive Home

In EMS there are a few tools we use as coping mechanisms. CISM(Critical Incident Stress Management) is the most common, despite many organizations not having active CISM systems. While I find CISM to be useful, it is rarely deployed for run of the mill EMS calls. Death and Dying is our business, and if we had a CISM meeting(which includes everyone from first responders to ED doctors and Medical Directors) for every death in the field, we would spend more time in meetings that in our trucks.

This leads many of us to find our own personal stress management tools and techniques. Some people vent to coworkers, some people blog… Some people pray, or drink, or work out, or smoke. Me…. I drive home.

Every morning when my shift gets over at 0700 I hope for a partly cloudy sky. This winter has been good to me. With crisp, cool winds, light cloud cover and beautiful sunrises, I have done more call reviews on my drive home, alone with Country Music in the background than any CISM meeting or Jack and Coke could provide me.

I use the 9 mile long, 15 minute drive to go over the night before. By the time I am home, I always feel better than I started. The roads are clear in my direction, everyone headed into the city for work while I head out on my way home. I drive a hilly road straight into the sun and every morning is a great reminder that the cycle keeps going.

People live. People die. In between we can only keep on trying. Finding a tool to review, learn from, and sometimes forget bad shifts is one of the most important things I have done in my short bid in EMS. Without my drive home to a different kind of chaos, I really don’t know what I would do.

Fortunately I don’t have to.

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medicTHREE’s week in tweets

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Uninspired.

For months I have struggled to keep this blog alive. I have posts inside me. I have posts started. I just can’t muster them out. This is really the way a big chunk of my life is going. I am incredibly happy with my wife and son, but something is amiss.

I am often distracted, barely able to pay attention to the simplest of things. Medically, I am an undiagnosed ball of annoying symptoms–not debilitating but the sum of them is wearing me–and my family–out.  I stugle to be the man I promised my wife I would be, while being a father I respect and a paramedic I would trust.

That is all I want–to be a good husband, father, and paramedic. Just like the subtitle to my blog. That is me. There is little more to me than those three things. Sure, I am a son, a brother, a friend. But the sum of these three things defines the man I am today.  Yet I find myself uninspired. I have an amazing wife, an adorable 1 year old son and a job I love doing and I am just uninspired. When I get home, I kiss my wife, hug my son, and go to bed. I fail miserably at sleeping all day and then repeat the cycle.

I make goals–to work out, eat better, spend wiser, study harder–yet I never follow through with any of them. I set these goals again and again and I always end up where I started. Uninspired.

I have the desire to move past all of this, but I just need the right push? What will that push be?

Posted in Boredom, Changes, Coping, Failure, HELP, Home, father, husband, medic

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medicTHREE’s week in tweets

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A Conversation had on Twitter with @EMTDani

I don’t appreciate when people can’t admit they are wrong. Especially medical professionals.  So here is a conversation I had on twitter today(me in RED):

At the allergist.Allergist found nada. Ugh.

@medicTHREE What are your symptoms? Sometimes allergies cant be picked up by allergists (IE: Celiac)

@EMTDani pretty much celiac or lactose intolerance. Doing full celiac panel.

@medicTHREE just do an at home test. Go 7 days without wheat. If u still feel crummy do a week without corn, lactose or egg

@EMTDani gluten stays in your system upwards for 40 days It isn’t just wheat either Take a look at what really has gluten in it (sans wheat)

@EMTDani I have been tested for common food allergies. All negative. They say 90 days gluten free before relief of sx.

@medicTHREE I have celiac with corn and wheat. Dad is severly wheat intolerant also

@EMTDani celiac is gluten intolerance. Wheat and corn are allergies. You could be allergic to wheat and still eat gluten

@medicTHREE celaic has 4 categories to it. Gluten. Lactose. Egg and corn.

@EMTDani Not trying to be a jerk… but that is incorrect. “The cause of Celiac Disease, also known as gluten sensitive enteropathy (GSE)”

@EMTDani https://celiac.org/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=5&Itemid=11

@EMTDani Again, Gluten is not the same as wheat, and wheat, corn, and egg are allergies. Technically you can overcome many food allergies

At this point @EMTDani stops responding DIRECTLY to me and just tweets publicly….

I love how people argue with me on shit I’ve lived with for nearly 10 years. I think I know what I live with guys.

So I responded….

@EMTDani No need to get all cranky about reality.

@EMTDani Celiac A disorder resulting from an immune reaction to gluten, a protein found in wheat and related grains, and present in many foo

@EMTDani http://www.celiac.com/articles/39/1/The-Standard-Definition-of-Celiac-Disease/Page1.html

@EMTDani http://www.mayoclinic.com/health/celiac-disease/DS00319

@EMTDani I tried to be polite. Simply Put. Use google.

@EMTDani http://dictionary.webmd.com/terms/celiac-disease

@EMTDani http://www.cancer.gov/dictionary/?CdrID=377726

@EMTDani http://www.merriam-webster.com/netdict/celiac%20disease

@EMTDanihttp://www.fda.gov/Food/LabelingNutri

She responded with….

Some people are pricks. Hello block button.

Do people really take pleasure out of turning into a troll? Really?

So here’s the thing……. Never was I refuted. Why? Because you can’t refute this. I might be a prick. But I’m a prick who is right.

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medicTHREE’s week in tweets

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365 Project–Demotivate You

I have been really bad about this, as well as posting more often. Thus, I bring you my favorites from verydemotivational.com Note, while crass, some are just funny. Not my actual opinion. But funny.

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medicTHREE’s week in tweets

  • @adriandb @EMT_Tim @myrtlife @Another_Version Yes, that call REALLY did happen. Yes, I wanted to barf when I got blood on my boots… in reply to adriandb #
  • Found out my "fisting patient" from yesterday ended up losing 2 liters of blood before it was stopped in surgery. Crazy shit. #
  • every god damn night I wake up at 3-4 am. This is getting old. I can't function on 3 hours of sleep every damn day. #
  • @ThatKevinSmith but we still love your damn work. Always be my favorite director and writer! in reply to ThatKevinSmith #
  • 4 am TV could use some work… Reno 911 and Married With Children…. wahoo. #
  • Driving home on a sheet of glass. Basically a fifteen mile controlled slide. I hope. #
  • Edit… not so controlled #
  • Dear work, I don't miss you. No need to call. Please don't write. Xoxo, m3 #
  • F this. Rain? Wtf. #
  • Sitting here listen to a coworker call out one of my supervisors. I am struggling to not LOL. SOooooooooooooooooo hard. #
  • It has rained all flipping night. In january. F that. #
  • RT @medicthree HIPAA for MEDBLOGGERS http://retwt.me/1wy5C #
  • "Are you allergic to anything, besides work?" #
  • @emscapt47 I get about 35 hours out of it. Turn off wifi, turn screen down, shorten timeout, and I use no app killer. in reply to emscapt47 #
  • @emscapt47 are you using any apps that poll, such as a twitter app, non gmail email, etc? they can drain quick too. #
  • @emscapt47 notifications use nothing. Data uses most. Polling is what gets ya most of the time. in reply to emscapt47 #
  • @paramedicintern I had a former coworker tell me she was allergic to sugar(glucose) and epi. A medic coworker… in reply to paramedicintern #
  • @paramedicintern esp since it is flippin impossible! in reply to paramedicintern #

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365 Project, Catch up

I’m a wee bit behind, so here are a few pics.

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medicTHREE’s week in tweets

  • Just drank half a gallon of orange juice? Why? Because I can! Pre nissen-fundoplication I never could have done that! #
  • RT @MsParamedic: I smell a new Paramedic Dan in the area….. where? Who? I missed someone? I mis pmd!! in reply to MsParamedic #
  • Eating breakfast at the hospital. Bleh. #
  • @MsParamedic I tell people they are full of shit and walk away. Inevitably I will get fired. or sued. or both. in reply to MsParamedic #
  • Dear Followers– Retweeting paris hilton is a quick way for me to stop following you. Just so you know. #
  • How the fuck do I keep end up following tila tequila? I have never once done it voluntarily. I change my password weekly! #
  • @MsParamedic "the right thing" for me would have been a felony. Maybe two. in reply to MsParamedic #
  • I seriously need to post more, and blog more. Blah. #
  • Could have done with out the misscarriage. Bullshit. #
  • @southpawmedic 16 weeks gestation, mother delivered rapidly prior to ems arrival. Had to clamp and cut. Non viable. Ugh. in reply to southpawmedic #
  • This night is total fucking bullshit. Just had a 3 year old ask me why daddy wouldn't wake up. #
  • Late 20's. Unknown cause. This has NOT been a good night. Calling in sick tomorrow, me thinks. #
  • When it rains it poors, I guesss. This medic needs a day off. And a drink. #
  • Thanks for the support friends. #
  • Do you ever wonder how long you can keep doing this? Or WHY you do? #
  • Going home to hug my family. #
  • @southpawmedic coping. Just kinda piled on all at once. Calling in sick tonight. Time for a day with the fam. Godspeed all! thanks in reply to southpawmedic #
  • @Ckemtp thanks CK. in reply to Ckemtp #
  • RT @tweetmeme Life Under the Lights – From behind the Windshield http://bit.ly/82FQe0 #
  • Wish I could sleep through the night for once… Geh. WOke up at 4 am. #
  • Got to cuddle with the little guy this morning though. I can't believe he is almost one! #
  • WTF? RT @DearRobot: (@BroderickG) Dear Black people, I love you more than Asians, but less than White people. Happy MLK day!!! WTF? WTF????? in reply to DearRobot #
  • Had a vaginal hemmorage call. Trauma from fisting…. ew…. #
  • @southpawmedic no… I did…. lost a liter. Ewww in reply to southpawmedic #

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365 Project, Day 8

Self portrait. You didn’t think I’d give you the whole thing…

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