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Reality Check

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As usual, the EMS blogosphere has found itself in yet another little tiff. This time Timothy Clemans and Medic22 are in a bit of disagreement about proper use of ALS, among other things.

Timothy seems to believe that ALS skills are wasted on patients that are not in risk of losing life or limb. While Medic22′s way of responding to him might be over the top, I can TOTALLY understand how and why that would happen. See here and here. We all take this pretty damn seriously, so I understand the frustration.

Because I agree with Medic22′s thought process on this, I thought I would chime in a little bit.

If it was up to me I would eliminate prehospital ALS except in cases where ALS care prevents the need for hospital/clinic care and in cases where evidence demonstrates that ALS saves lives. That said, Medic 22 did bring up an excellent point about prehospital pain management.

Is it really that simple? Simply put, I’m out of a job. All of us are. In a systemsign-realitycheck with 11,000 calls a year, we’d be able to pay one medic. Thats it. After the sob story of me being unemployed is over, we’ll address the real issue: why is it that you have to be dying to get compassionate, adequate, respectful care?

If you are sick or injured, but not dying, Timothy is saying that you should only get a taxi ride to the hospital(where you will wait in triage for an hour(or more) and then wait for a nurse to complete an assessment, then a doctor, then maybe get your treatment started).

Are there ALS skills that need to be reviewed? Absolutely, but until you have had to sit in a truck with patients puking their brains out(on your new, shiny boots) you will not understand the validity of our skills that are in between taxi driver and super hero. Pushing Zofran for that nausea not only helped to relieve the discomfort for that patient, it also helped prevent them from further dehydrating themselves (or like a patient a week ago… going into vfib every time she puked… Seriously).

Managing pain in patients is one of the best skill sets we offer(and either the most avoided due to paperwork or most abused by patients).  Allowing grandma some comfort for the 15 mile ride through my Wintry Mid-Western city riddled with potholes and ice chunks is the least I can do after she allowed my whiny ass to stay alive all this time.

I can’t agree more with you! I have been battling this topic for 7 years to no avail. At one point we had our agency MD on board yet the other program MDs in the county voted against it! Again, “nobody ever died of pain” was just one reason. Another was/is the potential abuse issue, especially with fentanyl compounded by the fear ketamine could be stolen off the trucks by youngsters for their Rave parties. Subsequently, our patients receive a proper induction via etomidate but very infrequently the administration of diazepam and morphine post intubation (only a few of us religiously use the agents). What you end up with is a patient who doesn’t remember undergoing paralysis and intubation but wakes up being paralyzed and intubated on a bumpy ride to the hospital.

All this says is that local MDs have zero faith in their medics. If you can’t secure your narcotics, you have no business being in this business. There are dozens of ways to secure them. This is simply an excuse for someone who is afraid to allow their medics the ability to treat.

Medic 22 a dehydrated girl with a low BP and tachycardia needs a line and a fluid blous. That’s ALS. Not an emergency… but something that a paramedic can, and SHOULD do.
Me: what’s the benefit of the prehospital als in that case? if it doesn’t save a life or shorten hospital stay what’s the point
Medic 22: It’s GOOD PATIENT CARE. Its what competent, caring prehospital care providers do.

If the care by paramedics could prevent the need for hospital then I’m all for it. Unfortunately in the case wouldn’t you just be delaying hospital care and doing something just to do it?

First of all, you are assuming we are delaying care. Like I said before:

My scene time consists of a brief primary assessment, possibly a 12 lead and loading the patient where I begin the rest of my treatment–unless the patient absolutely needs other interventions prior to departure. That being said, when I am 15 minutes away from the hospital with someone puking(and further dehydrating themselves) or someone who has moderate wheezes, why shouldn’t I begin treating them?

Again…. It seems that you assume there is some abundance of Life or Limb calls in EMS. Honestly, those exciting calls just don’t come all that much. What we get a lot of is sick baby boomers, indigents, drunks, and people who don’t know any better. Does that mean we shouldn’t treat them while we can?

It is our job to treat patients, and as long as I have time in the back of my truck, I am going to do everything I can to make them more comfortable, happier, and healthier–if at all possible.

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During the import from Blogger I lost my blogroll. I think I have reconstructed it but don’t want to miss anyone, so if I miss you or someone you think I SHOULD be following, please let me know asap! Check it out at bottom right!

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Check out Pre-Hospital Blog, if you haven’t. I just found him through the EMS1.com blog network. If I’ve missed you on the most recent blogroll(make sure to click “show all”) please let me know. Click the contact lick above or comment here.

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I couldn't have said it better….

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So I won’t…

Run on over to A Day in the Life of an Ambulance Driver for his Memorial Day post….
Just a little snippet:

When you look with distaste at the tattoos on her new boyfriend, think instead of the former gang kid from Detroit who found a way up and out of poverty in the Army, only to die from an IED blast in Baghdad. And remind yourself that what matters is how he treats your daughter, not the ink on his arms.

Godspeed All.

Meme time

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Stolen from Adrenaline and Cyanide

1. Started your own blog. Yup. Atleast I hope I am on my blog…
2. Slept under the stars.  You know it. Like actually UNDER the stars, not in a tent. 
3. Played in a band. Yeah. I was the kid that got  yelled at–all the way through–cause It was more of a social hour for me than anthing else!
4. Visited Hawaii. Nope. 
5. Watched a meteor shower. YUP. Forever ago…
6. Given more than you can afford to charity. I am in denial about “what you can afford” so NO.
7. Been to Disneyland. Yessir
8. Climbed a mountain. Yup. A few of them.
9. Held a praying mantis.  I think so. Back in Biology or some crap. 
10. Sang a solo. Yes. New Years Eve last year–All  4 One. I Swear. Seriously…
11. Bungee jumped. No. Stupid. Stupid. Stupid.
12. Visited Paris. No. The French can kiss my ass.
13. Watched a lightning storm at sea. I have watched lighting over the Gulf of Mexico from shore. Crazy.
14. Taught yourself an art from scratch. Technically–no, But I do like to “paint”
15. Adopted a child. Nope.
16. Had food poisoning. Technically, no. I have had food make me sick–that is NOT food poisoning.
17. Walked to the top of the Statue of Liberty. No.
18. Grown your own vegetables. Yup–nothing better than home grown food.
19. Seen the Mona Lisa in France. No.
20. Slept on an overnight train. Nope. Only trains I’ve dealt with smelled like drunks and hobos. 
21. Had a pillow fight. No. I have been beaten with a pillow by my beloved brothers. 
22. Hitch hiked. No! Don’t you people watch the movies!
23. Taken a sick day when you’re not ill. LMAO
24. Built a snow fort.  Yup. I am the best.
25. Held a lamb. Nope. I’ve eaten lamb chops though?
26. Gone skinny dipping. indeed.
27. Run a Marathon. 1 marathon, 1 half marathon, so many 4k and 5k races it isn’t even funny. Now I’m fat.
28. Ridden in a gondola in Venice. Nope. I have in Disney World though!
29. Seen a total eclipse. Yes
30. Watched a sunrise or sunset. Nope. We don’t have them here.
31. Hit a home run. Close. Never close ENOUGH.
32. Been on a cruise. While living in Florida I did several “Day cruises”
33. Seen Niagara Falls in person. Nope
34. Visited the birthplace of your ancestors. Which Ancestors? Most of them–no.
35. Seen an Amish community. Amish, no. Huterite, yes. Other spin-offs of the Amish as well.
36. Taught yourself a new language. Tried to learn sign language–couldn’t get passed curse words.
37. Had enough money to be truly satisfied. I’m broke like there is no tomorrow and feel 100% “satisfied”
38. Seen the Leaning Tower of Pisa in person. I have PERSONALLY seen it in pictures.
39. Gone rock (wall) climbing. Yes. I have most of the gear needed to do so.
40. Seen Michelangelo’s David. There is a replica in not far from here. 
41. Sung karaoke. 1 time. 
42. Seen Old Faithful geyser erupt. Yup. That was FOREVER ago.
43. Bought a stranger a meal at a restaurant. Yup. 
44. Visited Africa. nope.
45. Walked on a beach by moonlight. Yup.
46. Been transported in an ambulance. 1 time. anaphylactic shock. F’ing bees. 
47. Had your portrait painted drawn. Yeah, at the fair once.
48. Gone deep sea fishing. Yes. 
49. Seen the Sistine Chapel in person.Nope
50. Been to the top of the Eiffel Tower in Paris. no.
51. Gone scuba diving or snorkeling. sorta.
52. Kissed in the rain. Yeah.
53. Played in the mud.  hell yes.
54. Gone to a drive-in theater. yup. A couple of those within a few hours of here–the first time I went was in California 20 years ago. 
55. Been in a movie. no.
56. Visited the Great Wall of China. No
57. Started a business. Yup. A buddy and I owned a DJ business in High school.
58. Taken a martial arts class. yup. Long long ago.
59. Visited Russia. no
60. Served at a soup kitchen. yuppers.
61. Sold Girl Scout Cookies. No, but I have eaten my fair share!
62. Gone whale watching. nope
63. Got flowers for no reason. not that I recall
64. Donated blood, platelets or plasma. Nope.
65. Gone sky diving. Nope.
66. Visited a Nazi Concentration Camp. no. But I want to.
67. Bounced a check. Yes…
68. Flown in a helicopter. Yes. More than Once.
70. Visited the Lincoln Memorial. yup. Had lunch on the steps in July 2006(according to my journal)
71. Eaten Caviar. Yes, and I will pass next time.
72. Pieced a quilt.nope
73. Stood in Times Square. Marched right through it during the Thanksgiving Parade in 99. 
74. Toured the Everglades. Yup. On an air boat–and not the touristy crap.
75. Been fired from a job. Yup. Long ago.
76. Seen the Changing of the Guards in London. Nope. 
77. Broken a bone. Nothing major. 
78. Been on a speeding motorcycle. nope.
79. Seen the Grand Canyon in person. nope
80. Published a book. some day.
81. Visited the Vatican. NOpe. Some Day.
82. Bought a brand new car. Nope. My wife’s car is as close as that–and we didn’t buy it…
83. Walked in Jerusalem. No, but I’d love to in 30 years when morons quit shooting at eachother. Give it to the buddhists, since they seem to be the only ones who DON’T want it. 
84. Had your picture in the newspaper. Yes–every week for 3 months during my internship!
85. Read the entire Bible. I’ve tried.
86. Visited the White House. yes.
87. Killed and prepared an animal for eating. yes.
88. Had chickenpox. Yes
89. Saved someone’s life. I hope. There are some that I know I failed at. 

90. Sat on a jury. No.
91. Met someone famous. Yes. LOTS of them. Sat Next to Obama on a flight from Miami to DC in 2006.
92. Joined a book club. no
93. Lost a loved one? Yeah.
94. Had a baby. 1 on the way!
95. Seen the Alamo in person. No.
96. Swam in the Great Salt Lake. no
97. Been involved in a law suit. nope
98. Owned a cell phone. I am a cell phone whore. I go through phones like it is my job.
99. Been stung by a bee. yes, and I’m allergic
100. Read an entire book in one day. only when I had to.

Bookworm Award

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Sam over at On the Clock decided I was worthy of the Bookworm Award. While I’m honored… I think it was only because she ran out of people in our blogrolls that hadn’t gotten it! Ok… just kidding Sam.

I don’t consider myself much of a bookworm. As a matter of fact I collect them more so than I read them…
Rules are as follows. Pass it on to five other bloggers, and tell them to open the nearest book to page 56. Write out the fifth sentence on that page, and also the next two to five sentences. The CLOSEST BOOK, NOT YOUR FAVORITE, OR MOST INTELLECTUAL!

As I sit here on my couch, my Mini 9 on my lap, I don’t really have any books nearby.

I do have a book ON my Mini 9 though, so we shall go with that. 


You wouldn’t believe it, but really there were about 30 sentence fragments before I got to the 5th “sentence” which actually happens to be a question in the quiz section…. so…. here goes:

How much blood should be evacuated from a hemothorax?
a. As much as needed to stabilize the patient
b. No more than 500 cc’s per side
c. None, if the patient is stable, as this problem will resolve itself
d. No more than 250 cc’s, as this could cause the patient to go into shock

I am going to allow the possible answers to be my following sentences.
Anyone know the answer?!?! Post it in the comments and we’ll see if anyone is right!
So I have to give it to 5 bloggers too! That may or may not have gotten it already….
ALS Not Available   Not updated recently, but maybe this will bring Witness back to life.
New Life Changes is next. MedicMatthew always has something good to say!
Baby Medic is one of those blogs I TRY to follow. I wish I spent more time over there. 
The Rhythm of Life is Rookie Bebe’s blog about being a rookie emt and a Paramedic Student–both stories I still know all too well!
The Adventures of Ninja Medic and Noodle Dawg.  NM is one of my favorite bloggers. Never affraid to lay things out how they are.
There ya have it! Thanks all!

Say a little prayer for me…

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Well, not me. I know many of you aren’t the “praying” type but I’ve got a few things I’d like you to “think positively” about, at minimum:

  • A happy, healthy baby. That is all I care about. Because we aren’t finding out baby’s sex everyone asks me all the time “What are you hoping for?” Healthy, and happy. I hope it comes out screaming. Loud.
  • Give EE some of those well wishes too. Like us, that is all she wants
  • Despite the news doing a shit-tastic job covering them, rember that we are still fighting wars in Afghanistan and Iraq. I check both of those sites daily for a little reality check(the second site has an Afghanistan link but seems to be down.)
  • Pray for my patients. Pray I don’t kill them. Pray they don’t suffer. Pray for all of our patients. 
  • Remember–when you actually have a SICK patient, use the compassion you’ve lost because of all the “sick” ones before. 

There is more, but I’m just going to let it be with this. If you’ve forgotten how to pray, just sit down and think about it. In this line of work religion doesn’t necessarily line up with how we work. It is hard to believe in God and see what we see. For me it was either God or a bottle. I decided to skip the bottle.

Godspeed and remember: Be safe out there. You aren’t going to save any people being dead. 

(Oh, and welcome Kristen to the Blogroll!)

When to become a Paramedic. The battle to the death…

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So… My buddy EE over at Backboards and Band-Aids thinks that you should be an EMT for 2 years before you go to Medic School(mind you, she is slow and her post isn’t up yet…). This is a rather common belief in EMS. Lots of people hate rookie medics and even more so hate rookie medics with no field experience.

Enter me. I have no field experience(field internship excluded), was never a EMT-B in the field, and went about 4 months between Basic class and the start of my Medic class. During that four months, I worked in a crappy warehouse job. Yup. Not EMS.

But my experience in school exposed me to a variety of Prospective Medics. We had about 5 students with some field experience. Emt-B, Emt-I/85, etc. Some had a couple years, some had 6 months of field experience. All but 2 of them ranked below me in the class. 2 of them were dead last in the class. Does that mean anything? Not necessarily. While I think a good foundation of info is important in EMS, you learn a lot of things–and are tested on a lot of things–that you will never, ever need to know. So my ability to regurgitate pointless pieces of information on a test doesn’t mean I’m a good medic. Being first in class or being last in class doesn’t discern your abilities either…

However, I think the one thing that was different from me and my “seasoned” classmates was their attitudes. I came into class knowing I knew jack shit. A few of them came into class knowing they knew everything. They knew they were perfect at skills. They knew their assessment was top-notch. Sure, my assessment was weak. I think my lack of field experience was the only reason it was weak. But… I think my clean slate allowed me to pick up solid skills, while discerning good practices from bad practices.

My first solo assessment in the field I flopped around like a fish out of water… Finding a groove and flow is tricky, and that set me back from my “seasoned” classmates. What didn’t set me back from them was a false impression that I didn’t have anything to learn. I haven’t met a medic student who was a practicing EMT who didn’t have this problem. All of my classmates who were practicing EMTs walked into class with their heads high and their chests puffed out. They had the typical “future paragod” look on their faces. To this day I still know that I know nothing…

So I think the real positive side to me not having been a practicing EMT was that I knew I had to try harder. I had to compensate for what I perceived as a weakness, and in reality may have proven a strength. I didn’t come into medic school with false impressions, bad habits, or a shit-tastic attitude. I walked in the way I walked out. Knowing that Medic school is only designed to create “Entry Level Competent Paramedics”. Not Paragods.

I think one of the Most important factors in deciding to go to Medic School is AGE. I was in the middle of the age bracket in my class. Not to say all 18-19 year olds aren’t ready to be Medics–But I KNOW without a doubt that I wasn’t ready at 18, 20, or 22. Obviously my friend EE is much wiser than her years on this planet. I look to her as a Role Model–despite her disgruntled, un-compassionate ways…

EE Knows her shit. She is also doing what she can to better herself, and her family. She isn’t like most of my younger classmates. So maybe it isn’t “AGE” so much as it is “life experience”. When you are truly and adult–not just legally–then I think you are ready to enter Medic School, regardless of experience… But if you can’t figure out a Basic Skill, and appreciate their uses(not everyone needs an IV, Tube, or obnoxious over use of medical terminology…) then you need to get your head out of your ass. I am willing to bet the people who have lead many to think unexperienced medics are bane on the existence of EMS have dealt with people who just shouldn’t be in EMS. I don’t think it was their lack of experience in the field that was the problem–it was their lack of experience at all that was the problem.

New blogroll addittion, freaky site… blah blah

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EE over turned me on to Paracynic. I love his site. He has the sense of humor that is under appreciated in EMS. And hey… every department needs a paper pusher to keep things blocked up and slow! Check out his site… I know I’ll be all over it…

Paracynic posted about this great site in one of his recent posts… Wow is it creepy. My neighborhood apparently has a plentiful amount of kidnappers and attempted murderers.

Slacking Off, Things I've learned, Blah Blah Blah.

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So I’ve been slacking off for the last few weeks. Yup. That’s me. Really, I’ve been slacking off for 24.5 years and only sometimes people notice…

So Here goes:

Life as a student is pretty much over. Sure, I’ve got tons of studying to do. But that often leads to things less productive… ie spending entirely too much time online. I’ve been lurking in the background in a few blogs, of course EE always keeps some of my blogosphere attention.

A few others will be deserving of a post all there own soon…

My internship experience is still sinking in. I learned a lot during that 6 weeks that school couldn’t possibly teach us. It also helped make the things they taught me seem real and practical.

Things I learned:

  • Pediatric Codes will never be easy.
  • Crazy people rock. Most people are crazy–just varying degrees and quirks.
  • I’m Crazy–What was I thinking entering this field? Seriously? Lack of sleep, underpaid, overworked(I’ll do my best to slack off when possible) and seriously–how can we forget the STRESS.
  • EMS is a JOB. You hear a lot of EMT/Firefighters say that EMS is a LIFESTYLE. Sure, on call shifts, etc make it hard not to take your work home with you, but it shouldn’t be your LIFE. If you can’t separate the two I don’t think you can survive in this field long.
  • I am a Type A personality. My wife could have told me that a long time ago, but being on the streets proved that.
  • Without my wife, I’m useless. She is my rock, my stability, my counselor, and my doctor. She’s smarter than most Counselors and Doctors too.
  • I like my life. I’ve done lots of things. Worked on high profile campaigns, fished the Gulf, Backpacked in Glacier, been to college, Got Married, got yet another DOG, and have nearly finished Medic School. I love this life.
  • When you’ve had a bad day, 1 beer is just fine. 10 is not. A bottle of Jack Daniels will NEVER fix the problem–despite the feeling that it might.
  • IF you need 10 beers or a bottle of JACK to function, get the hell out of EMS.
  • I’m lucky.

That’s good enough to call a post, isn’t it?

Hello Goodbye

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Or maybe it’s the Reverse…

EE over at Backboards and Bandaids can’t seem to make her mind up! First she’s done blogging–and understandably so, and now she’s back. 8 hrs and our responses seemed to change her mind!

Hopefully she’ll stick around to give us a little bit of her antics from time to time! But we all understand that “life is what happens when you’re busy making other plans”.

So you all know my fascination with the lollipop. I have the utmost respect for good nurses–and most nurses are at least there cause they like to be there. If you don’t like your job–quit! There are plenty of “good” lollipop retirement homes out there that will take you.

Today was special. One particular private hospital in the metro area was our destination–twice today. We don’t usually have good luck there. They won’t take our STEMI diagnosis, or even CVA diagnosis. They are the only hospital that we regularly transport to that call a STEMI team upon our field recognition. So we bring in a NON-STEMI cardiac patient, SOB, pain up and down his whole left side.

Pressure was 220 on arrival, pain a 9/10. Pale, Sweaty… looks like crap. We do our thing, load up, go, run 12-lead(insignificant), throwing a few PVCs(eventually 10 a min) and do the whole cardiac workup: Nitro, Aspirin, Nitro, Etc.

Get him down to a 6/10 on pain. Pressure is 110 so we have to stop nitro now, and he doesn’t want Morpine. So we live with it.

The fun starts when I go to give report. I’ll give the highlights… It goes a little something like this:

me “He is having SOB, left sided chest pain from his shoulder to abdomen, and pain traveling through his left leg and arm.”
LOLLIPOP’S RESPONSE “He has left-sided chest pain in his leg?”
me “yup. we moved his chest”
LOLLIPOP “so why did you give nitro and aspirin?”
me “um… did you listen to the first half of report where I gave vitals, Symptoms, blah, blah…. He is also throwing about 10 pvc’s a minute now”
LOLLIPOP “ok… everyone has pvc’s….”
ME “NOT AT 10/MIN. AHA SAYS 6/MIN IS TREATABLE. WE’VE CROSSED THAT LINE. HE DOESN’T FEEL WELL AND WHY DON’T YOU ADDRESS THE OBVIOUS THINGS”

Earlier today we brought in a little old lady who was having syncopal episodes to this same facility. She had these same episodes before her last AMI about 1.5 months ago. She didn’t have many complaints, but had a very “weird feeling” and an impeding sense of doom… “I just know I’m gonna die.” So, I gave report, and including her statement. The nurse smirked. Even giggled.

When we brought our second patient back today–I found out that she had in fact had a massive MI and didn’t make it.

Fucking lollipop.

Worth the read–and 10 bucks

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Shelly over at The Eclectic Life has proven herself an incredible person once again. Last year she started working with Share a Square with a goal of making afghans for kids. This year she wants to send 140 kids with cancer to summer camp!

Obviously with a price tag of $21,000 she can’t do it on her own. She needs our help. I’m broke as all hell. But I assure you, I’ll do a little to raise some money and we should all take the time to round up a few bucks to send to her.

She’s on the up and up. A few phone calls was all it took to confirm that. Do what you can. Send what you can. Pester your friends/family/coworkers/neighbors/postman/cashier/bartender/whatev. Just take the time to check out her work and think about doing what you can for a great cause.

Sure, there are like 234,234,235,643,123,134,642,212,352.43 Trillion “good causes” out there. But when you see kids that need help–on our own doorsteps–then you realize that maybe it’s time to actually do something about ONE of those good causes.

My few days on the streets have taught me more than I wanted to learn. The hardships that people–especially kids go throuh in our VERY OWN COUNTRY is disgusting. While we need to help people far and abroad, we need to adress some issues right her that just aren’t acceptable.

No, handouts won’t fix it. But accountability will. What will you be accountable for?

Check out her blog and take the time to consider helping her help others.

Sanity for the Paramedic Student

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Rookie Bebe over at Sanity for the Paramedic Student and The Rhythm of Life has got some great stuff going!

Hopefully Bebe can find some good study material for his site(and we should pitch in where we can!).

Check out Rookie’s work over at Sanity for the Paramedic Student and The Rhythm of life.

Look Ma! No Swearing!

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I’ve somehow managed to make it through this whole damn blog thus far without swearing(because of this I had to just add a hidden f-bomb on this page to see if you could find it. I’ll send you a cookie if you do–without cheating).

If I could make it through a day without swearing… that’d be great. I have started to learn a few valuable lessons though!
1) It doesn’t matter how much time your patient is wasting. You get paid the same.
2) It doesn’t matter if your patient needs an ambulance or not–you get paid the same.
3) It doesn’t matter how much you stress about being in an abused system–You get paid the same.
4) No matter what, some shit just stinks. You still get paid the same.(ok, so there, I let one slip.)
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It apparently doesn’t work worth a damn either. Now if someone can figure out how to get these god forsaken templates to stick I’ll be less likely to kill someone on my next shift(0700–times running out)