So, every day or two I check my sitemeter referrals… I don’t know why. I just do. Well, today got one that I couldn’t help but comment on:

“the national registry test is stupid”

What makes me feel better though… is that I was the first result in that question. 

I’ve seen a few things come through google.com that I was confused by… but this one… Seriously guys, if you are going to Google a statement, please use punctuation and capitalization. 

So you googled one of the things below expecting to find something with real, substantive value. Well, how about you go back to studying, sleeping, or being worthless and quit trying to Google every friggin thing in the world. Some day you’ll have to just suck it up and actually do something for yourself–especially those of you googling “how hard is the national registry paramedic exam?” There is no Google.com in the back of your ambulance, despite one of my partners thinking he is better than the abundance of crappy info on www.Google.com.

Here are the dumb things you people are searching for that bring you here:

• “DEATH BY WET NOODLE” You’re kidding, right? Jesus.
• “BARACK OBAMA” Seriously, one post about him back when the blog was brand new… and it brings in 5 people a week.
• “Cheating-Death” Hyphen is mandatory.
• “GMAIL GO BACK IN TIME” You can’t even form a sentence. GOES.
• “CHEATING DEAD” Pretty low on the page, behind several porn sites, a site on how to fake your own death, a link to the Mormon Church, Game Cheats, Infidelity sites, how to cheat sites, some spy/tracking sites, and how to survive infidelity. Oh, wait… those were just the ads… My site was second in the “real” search results… behind this jem…
• “FREAKY SITE” I have a feeling they were disappointed.
• “what called the truck in lollipop” I have to assume the translation didn’t do that justice…
• “gmail send email as sent a day ago” Again, My nephew the first grader could do better than that.

Funny enough it seems that many of the people who come here by erroneous searches end up looking through a few pages to try and find what they are looking for. Maybe they expect to see something that was hidden on the page they went to. A few have spent upwards of 20 min on this site. God I hope they just walked away from the computer or it locked up…

As of late I’ve had some interesting searches lead to my site…

Whip with a Wet Noodle
etoh- complications
what to do when parent is cheating
cheating-Death From Google Japan…
Cheating Death From Google Romania
how is bad or important cheating in class
paramedic cheater notes pediatric patients
google goes to mars
national registry paramedic test how do you know if you passed
Parenting on Digg
gmail send back in time ago
My MAT pic

Many others are frequent, blogs that send me lots of traffic include EE, Paracynic, and Stretcher Jockey.

Judging by the searches that bring people here(and in the past) I don’t think they are reading the description of the result well… as they don’t come anywhere close half the time!