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medicTHREE’s week in tweets

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medicTHREE’s week in tweets

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  • @adriandb @EMT_Tim @myrtlife @Another_Version Yes, that call REALLY did happen. Yes, I wanted to barf when I got blood on my boots… in reply to adriandb #
  • Found out my "fisting patient" from yesterday ended up losing 2 liters of blood before it was stopped in surgery. Crazy shit. #
  • every god damn night I wake up at 3-4 am. This is getting old. I can't function on 3 hours of sleep every damn day. #
  • @ThatKevinSmith but we still love your damn work. Always be my favorite director and writer! in reply to ThatKevinSmith #
  • 4 am TV could use some work… Reno 911 and Married With Children…. wahoo. #
  • Driving home on a sheet of glass. Basically a fifteen mile controlled slide. I hope. #
  • Edit… not so controlled #
  • Dear work, I don't miss you. No need to call. Please don't write. Xoxo, m3 #
  • F this. Rain? Wtf. #
  • Sitting here listen to a coworker call out one of my supervisors. I am struggling to not LOL. SOooooooooooooooooo hard. #
  • It has rained all flipping night. In january. F that. #
  • RT @medicthree HIPAA for MEDBLOGGERS http://retwt.me/1wy5C #
  • "Are you allergic to anything, besides work?" #
  • @emscapt47 I get about 35 hours out of it. Turn off wifi, turn screen down, shorten timeout, and I use no app killer. in reply to emscapt47 #
  • @emscapt47 are you using any apps that poll, such as a twitter app, non gmail email, etc? they can drain quick too. #
  • @emscapt47 notifications use nothing. Data uses most. Polling is what gets ya most of the time. in reply to emscapt47 #
  • @paramedicintern I had a former coworker tell me she was allergic to sugar(glucose) and epi. A medic coworker… in reply to paramedicintern #
  • @paramedicintern esp since it is flippin impossible! in reply to paramedicintern #

medicTHREE’s week in tweets

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  • Just drank half a gallon of orange juice? Why? Because I can! Pre nissen-fundoplication I never could have done that! #
  • RT @MsParamedic: I smell a new Paramedic Dan in the area….. where? Who? I missed someone? I mis pmd!! in reply to MsParamedic #
  • Eating breakfast at the hospital. Bleh. #
  • @MsParamedic I tell people they are full of shit and walk away. Inevitably I will get fired. or sued. or both. in reply to MsParamedic #
  • Dear Followers– Retweeting paris hilton is a quick way for me to stop following you. Just so you know. #
  • How the fuck do I keep end up following tila tequila? I have never once done it voluntarily. I change my password weekly! #
  • @MsParamedic "the right thing" for me would have been a felony. Maybe two. in reply to MsParamedic #
  • I seriously need to post more, and blog more. Blah. #
  • Could have done with out the misscarriage. Bullshit. #
  • @southpawmedic 16 weeks gestation, mother delivered rapidly prior to ems arrival. Had to clamp and cut. Non viable. Ugh. in reply to southpawmedic #
  • This night is total fucking bullshit. Just had a 3 year old ask me why daddy wouldn't wake up. #
  • Late 20's. Unknown cause. This has NOT been a good night. Calling in sick tomorrow, me thinks. #
  • When it rains it poors, I guesss. This medic needs a day off. And a drink. #
  • Thanks for the support friends. #
  • Do you ever wonder how long you can keep doing this? Or WHY you do? #
  • Going home to hug my family. #
  • @southpawmedic coping. Just kinda piled on all at once. Calling in sick tonight. Time for a day with the fam. Godspeed all! thanks in reply to southpawmedic #
  • @Ckemtp thanks CK. in reply to Ckemtp #
  • RT @tweetmeme Life Under the Lights – From behind the Windshield http://bit.ly/82FQe0 #
  • Wish I could sleep through the night for once… Geh. WOke up at 4 am. #
  • Got to cuddle with the little guy this morning though. I can't believe he is almost one! #
  • WTF? RT @DearRobot: (@BroderickG) Dear Black people, I love you more than Asians, but less than White people. Happy MLK day!!! WTF? WTF????? in reply to DearRobot #
  • Had a vaginal hemmorage call. Trauma from fisting…. ew…. #
  • @southpawmedic no… I did…. lost a liter. Ewww in reply to southpawmedic #

A day in the life of medicTHREE’s twitterbrain

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A day in the life of medicTHREE’s twitterbrain

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A day in the life of medicTHREE’s twitterbrain

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A day in the life of medicTHREE’s twitterbrain

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A day in the life of medicTHREE’s twitterbrain

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A day in the life of medicTHREE’s twitterbrain

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  • How do I make twitter tools auto post to twitter from wordpress? No worky… #
  • WordPress is rocking my socks off. Glad I made the switch. Let me know what you think at http://www.medicthree.com #
  • What was I thinking picking up this shift? I get to work 12 more hours today… Not off till 1900 tonight… Ugh. 24 hour shift on my bday?! #
  • Pd standby. Subject with a gun. How bouts you call when he does something with that gun. #
  • @911Brent nah. I'm the definition of perfect. Just ask me. in reply to 911Brent #
  • Somebody best shoot somebody else. Thiss is getting old. Fast. #
  • Armored personnel carrier has arrived. Knock the damn foo down so I can get a nap. And if you shoot-3 center mass. Don't make me work. #
  • RT @MedC2: RT @clayfisher: More Vets have commited suicide than been killed in Iraq & Afghanistan since 2001 http://bit.ly/3qcKwn #
  • @JonesyGirl_41 we would, but we're busy. Ya know. Saving lives here in this parking lot. Sans patient. in reply to JonesyGirl_41 #
  • @DrJosephKim I found the imagio to be a complete disappointment. Failed pi satisfy, let alone wow. in reply to DrJosephKim #
  • Is it obvious I'm bored senseless. #
  • RT @CoolBBThemes: RT @mashable Now Use Google Voice With Your Existing Phone Number http://bit.ly/33SZwo #
  • @MsParamedic have fun! I'm a little jealous. in reply to MsParamedic #
  • Patience is not my thing. Two hours of swat standby. Ugh. #
  • Rockstar juiced and string cheese for breakfast. Good thing this standby was in a gas station lot. #
  • Channeling Mortal Kombat: Finish Him! #
  • Finally cleared from biggest waste of time. #

A day in the life of medicTHREE’s twitterbrain

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  • How do I make twitter tools auto post to twitter from wordpress? No worky… #
  • WordPress is rocking my socks off. Glad I made the switch. Let me know what you think at http://www.medicthree.com #
  • What was I thinking picking up this shift? I get to work 12 more hours today… Not off till 1900 tonight… Ugh. 24 hour shift on my bday?! #
  • Pd standby. Subject with a gun. How bouts you call when he does something with that gun. #
  • @911Brent nah. I'm the definition of perfect. Just ask me. in reply to 911Brent #
  • Somebody best shoot somebody else. Thiss is getting old. Fast. #
  • Armored personnel carrier has arrived. Knock the damn foo down so I can get a nap. And if you shoot-3 center mass. Don't make me work. #
  • RT @MedC2: RT @clayfisher: More Vets have commited suicide than been killed in Iraq & Afghanistan since 2001 http://bit.ly/3qcKwn #
  • @JonesyGirl_41 we would, but we're busy. Ya know. Saving lives here in this parking lot. Sans patient. in reply to JonesyGirl_41 #
  • @DrJosephKim I found the imagio to be a complete disappointment. Failed pi satisfy, let alone wow. in reply to DrJosephKim #
  • Is it obvious I'm bored senseless. #
  • RT @CoolBBThemes: RT @mashable Now Use Google Voice With Your Existing Phone Number http://bit.ly/33SZwo #
  • @MsParamedic have fun! I'm a little jealous. in reply to MsParamedic #
  • Patience is not my thing. Two hours of swat standby. Ugh. #
  • Rockstar juiced and string cheese for breakfast. Good thing this standby was in a gas station lot. #
  • Channeling Mortal Kombat: Finish Him! #
  • Finally cleared from biggest waste of time. #

medicTHREE’s pointless tweets

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  • What kind of official OS update doesn't support email link. @blackberry you suck. #
  • Doesn't anyone think an Electric Heater made by the Amish is a little… um… yeah… #
  • Seriously… Thats like buying German Beer made in Iceland. WTF stupid morning infomercials. #
  • Seriously @blackberry This is your version of an official OS? I can't even click links in emails… wtf were you thinking????? #
  • I can finally see. Longest two days ever. Have to go back to work. Geh. #
  • RT @AmboDriver: Monkeys flinging shit at a map: that's our dispatchers making post assignments. #
  • Why yes, I would love to go code 3 to this "headache" in BFE. That sounds swell. #
  • RT @firedaily Update: Can I Be Forced to Take the H1N1 Vaccination? http://bit.ly/1EpapU #
  • @RobRiscoe wasn't even a headache. It was ear pain. 8 day old ear pain. in reply to RobRiscoe #
  • New Diggs – http://medicthree.com/2009/10/new-diggs/ #
  • It's my birthday and I'll cry if I want to. #