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Open Letter to Yvonne B. Singletary

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Found this letter on one of my favorite bloggers facebook pages. Yvonne is a Cathlab Nurse in Houston.
Here is her letter:

September 14, 2009 at 0500 my on-call beeper went off with a STEMI notification. Within seven minutes I was in my car and on the way to the hospital. At 0519, I was stopped by a patrol car for failure to come to a complete stop at a stop sign. I told the young officer that I was on my way to an emergency case. I was in full scrubs, wearing my ID badge, and carrying the beeper with the texted message. The officer apologized for the inconvenience. He then went on to explain to me that he had to write a ticket because I did run the stop sign. It took him twelve minutes to complete writing out the ticket, then explain my court date. I reached the hospital at 0545. I was the lead RN in the cath lab crew.

The American Heart Association and the American College of Cardiology have set the door-to-balloon time that is most fortuitous for ST-segment elevation myocardial infarction patients as 90 minutes or less. Here at St. Luke’s Episcopal Hospital, in Houston, Texas, we have gotten our after-hours door-to-balloon time down to an average of about 50 minutes. Studies have shown that the sooner the occluded vessel is opened, the more heart muscle is saved from infarction.

Although that young officer was polite and professional in doing his job, he made a serious error in obstructing me from doing my job. I accepted my ticket, then proceeded to the hospital. Luckily another nurse just happened to be in the lab early that morning and was able to help with the case.

When I got home that night, I thought about the options open to me in dealing with the ticket. I had three. I could pay the $230.00 ticket outright, I could plead guilty and ask for defensive driving class, or I could plead not guilty and fight. If I plead guilty, the ticket would go on my driving record (raising my insurance premium). If I pled guilty and asked for defensive driving my record would be clean, but I would still have to pay $110.00 for the privilege to take the class, which then cost an additional $45.00. If I pled not guilty and lost, I could still take the defensive driving course. I was mad and full of righteous indignation. So, I pled not guilty.

November 2, 2009, I went to court. I did not hire an attorney. I didn’t believe that any attorney could tell it like I could. Now Shakespeare has written that anyone who represents himself in court has a fool for a client. Giving Mr. Shakespeare his respect, he wasn’t an attorney or a nurse.

Before court, I searched the literature supporting door-to-balloon times. I got a letter from our STEMI Coordinator, Larry Brown, RN, verifying the page and the importance of my presence in the case. I had a copy of the staff assignments for that day with my name as the lead call nurse. I had also pranced around in front of my mirror for a month practicing my defense.

My husband went with me for moral support. I really appreciated him at my side. I was ready for battle. When my turn came, the case was thrown out because the officer did not appear. I had mixed feelings about that. I was relieved that it was all over. But, I also felt that I had been denied my day in court. I wanted to tell the judge, the jury, the policeman, and that courtroom just how important it was for me to get to the hospital expeditiously. I wanted to say that I did not recklessly blow a stop sign or drive dangerously.

I was not able to tell my story in court, so here I am now to tell the tale.

I am currently working on getting an appearance before the City Council. They need to know that each one of them, as well as I, could fall victim to myocardial infarction. I want them to realize that there is not a single cath lab in Texas, along with most of the U.S. (that I know of, and I have searched) that has twenty-four hour in-house trained cath lab coverage. I am aware of programs that have trained emergency department (ED) staff and rapid response (RR) nurses to take steps to getting patients steps closer to the lab before the trained team arrives. As a matter of fact, here at St. Luke’s, our ED and RR nurses are trained to take steps to getting the patient to the lab and set up for the cath team. However, the training and expertise to proceed with the case rests with the cath team.

So, for each minute that a cath team member is delayed receiving a traffic ticket, one minute is lost to getting the most expert care to a heart attack victim.

I am conducting this fight not just for myself, but for the many other team members that have received and are still receiving tickets. As I asked around, I also encountered several doctors who also said they received tickets en route to STEMIs and other cardiac emergencies.

When I approach City Council, I will present my case, and possible solutions. This issue can be addressed in several ways. First, when appropriate ID and evidence of a call is presented to the officer, I would like a city ordinance passed to allow the driver to go without further action.

Next, if the driver is caught on the red-light camera, he/she should be able to present evidence of a call and be forgiven (if an adequate stop was made). I have also received a ticket from the camera. I was answering a call at 0200 on another day. I stopped, checked for oncoming cars, then went through the light. That ticket was $75.00. The third option is for the officer to accompany the driver to the hospital to verify the call.

With hospitals all over the nation pushing (and rightfully so) the door-to-balloon initiatives, there must be some cooperation between local police and healthcare professionals. I live in a large metropolitan city. The average employee lives thirty minutes away. There are six red lights and four stop signs on my way to the hospital. Although I do my best to get to the bedside as quickly as possible, my brush with the law has made me more cautious. I in no way condone reckless driving or speeding. However, I really feel that we should be allowed some leeway, especially in the pre-dawn hours when the streets are barren (except for the lurking officer).

I am writing this article before I go before City Hall because I want readers to send me emails to take with me from around the nation. I want the Houston City Council to know just how seriously we take our business of saving heart muscle and lives.

The one sure way to get the absolute best door-to-balloon time is to have twenty-four hour in-house cath lab staff coverage. In these trying economic times, I do not see that as a viable option any time soon. So for now, we must work to get the best times as safely possible.

Yvonne B. Singletary can be contacted at zybs01@yahoo.com. She notes that she did make it to City Hall and addressed the City Council, but will address the results in a future article. She welcomes your emails.

Dear Yvonne B. Singletary, RN, BS, RCIS, CCRN, CVRN (your must be awfully proud of yourself with all those fancy letters after your name…)

I wish the officer would have been there in court that day. You have no right to disobey traffic laws when you are not in an emergency vehicle. You have not taken Emergency driving courses. You do not drive a vehicle equipped with emergency lights and sirens. You do not have the RIGHT to put others at risk.

YOU were at fault. It is YOUR fault that your patient had to wait 12 minutes for him to write a ticket–all because you couldn’t wait mere seconds at a stop sign.

YOU do not have the right to put other drivers at risk when responding for a hospital page. In fact, you very likely could create a whole new(and more critically injured) patient in the process.

Do not speed. Do not blow stop signs/lights. Do not complaint about being caught breaking the law.

The fact of the matter is that ambulance transporting code 3 do not save much time at all. Whatever made you think you deserved some privilege to break the law is foolish, at minimum.

In my state Volunteer Firefighters, even with flashing blue lights, cannot speed. Why should you be able to run lights and break the law? WHY?

The 3 seconds you would have wasted at that sign are not worth putting the citizens of your community at risk. It is your fault that the patient waited 12 minutes to see you, not the fault of this officer.

Obey the God Damn Law.

Sincerely,

MedicThree–the guy who will have to scrape up the the poor sap you or your colleagues run over…

I encourage my readers to contact her(as she wishes) at zybs01@yahoo.com

Tragic yet Sweet?

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Probably one of the most tragic, yet somehow sweet deaths I’ve ever heard of:

Elderly couple dies while trapped in home elevator

While I imagine dying trapped in a closet size elevator for likely days prior to dying would be terrifying, I think that if I had to go this way being with the love of my life would offer some solace, no?

“Police discovered the Wadsworths’ bodies lying in a fetal position, facing each other…”

I can picture this pretty well… and won’t deny having lost a tear or two over it.

“We always said we hoped they would go together because if one went, the other wouldn’t survive long,” the couple’s son, Wesley Wadsworth of Blue Bell, Penn., said Thursday. “They were so dependent on each other.”

Godspeed.

Assault with a deadly…. eww…

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Woman charged in breast milk assault on jailer

OWENSBORO, Ky. — A woman in jail for public intoxication was accused of assaulting a jailer by squirting breast milk at her. WYMT-TV reported that a 31-year-old woman was arrested Thursday on a misdemeanor charge of public intoxication. But as she was changing into an inmate uniform, she squirted breast milk into the face of a female deputy who was with her.

The woman now faces a felony charge of third degree assault on a police officer. Her bond was set at $10,000

wha… tha…. fa….

Sadly this sounds like more than one of my patients this last week.

A Conversation had on Twitter with @EMTDani

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I don’t appreciate when people can’t admit they are wrong. Especially medical professionals.  So here is a conversation I had on twitter today(me in RED):

At the allergist.Allergist found nada. Ugh.

@medicTHREE What are your symptoms? Sometimes allergies cant be picked up by allergists (IE: Celiac)

@EMTDani pretty much celiac or lactose intolerance. Doing full celiac panel.

@medicTHREE just do an at home test. Go 7 days without wheat. If u still feel crummy do a week without corn, lactose or egg

@EMTDani gluten stays in your system upwards for 40 days It isn’t just wheat either Take a look at what really has gluten in it (sans wheat)

@EMTDani I have been tested for common food allergies. All negative. They say 90 days gluten free before relief of sx.

@medicTHREE I have celiac with corn and wheat. Dad is severly wheat intolerant also

@EMTDani celiac is gluten intolerance. Wheat and corn are allergies. You could be allergic to wheat and still eat gluten

@medicTHREE celaic has 4 categories to it. Gluten. Lactose. Egg and corn.

@EMTDani Not trying to be a jerk… but that is incorrect. “The cause of Celiac Disease, also known as gluten sensitive enteropathy (GSE)”

@EMTDani https://celiac.org/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=5&Itemid=11

@EMTDani Again, Gluten is not the same as wheat, and wheat, corn, and egg are allergies. Technically you can overcome many food allergies

At this point @EMTDani stops responding DIRECTLY to me and just tweets publicly….

I love how people argue with me on shit I’ve lived with for nearly 10 years. I think I know what I live with guys.

So I responded….

@EMTDani No need to get all cranky about reality.

@EMTDani Celiac A disorder resulting from an immune reaction to gluten, a protein found in wheat and related grains, and present in many foo

@EMTDani http://www.celiac.com/articles/39/1/The-Standard-Definition-of-Celiac-Disease/Page1.html

@EMTDani http://www.mayoclinic.com/health/celiac-disease/DS00319

@EMTDani I tried to be polite. Simply Put. Use google.

@EMTDani http://dictionary.webmd.com/terms/celiac-disease

@EMTDani http://www.cancer.gov/dictionary/?CdrID=377726

@EMTDani http://www.merriam-webster.com/netdict/celiac%20disease

@EMTDanihttp://www.fda.gov/Food/LabelingNutri

She responded with….

Some people are pricks. Hello block button.

Do people really take pleasure out of turning into a troll? Really?

So here’s the thing……. Never was I refuted. Why? Because you can’t refute this. I might be a prick. But I’m a prick who is right.

Compression only CPR

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In the time since the American Heart Association has begun advocating Compression Only Layperson CPR, I haven’t really heard and stories of confirmed success. While we all know that layperson CPR tends to be inadequate and layperson CPR breathing tends to end up in the stomach, there has been little to indicate that the outcome was any different than before.

Well, JEMS has a story that might just give us some hope that the AHA did the right thing. CNN has the full story. There are some interesting facts to consider in this story. First, the patient was a 33 year old female–not a likely case for sudden cardiac arrest, under most circumstances. Second, she was otherwise healthy, with no known cardiac history. Third of importance to me is that her husband is a Sheriff’s deputy–While he says that it was “different” that being at work, there is little doubt in my mind that his training and experience helped in some way. Fourth, but maybe the most important thing here–a skilled dispatcher walked him through CPR–Compression Only CPR. All of these factors are important.

Lets examine what we can–33 year old women rarely experience sudden cardiac arrest. When they do it is usually caused by other (known or unknown) serious medical conditions–cancer, immune disorders, cardiovascular disease, etc. Initially it was uknown what caused Kathie Harden to die for 18 minutes that night. Kathie being just 33, her husband actually waking up just prior to her losing pulses, outstanding Dispatch direction, quick EMS response, and skilled hospital care can all be thanked. After her initially recovery it is found that she contracted a flu-like virus that attached itself to the left side of her heart, deteriorating heart muscle and function until the Right side of her heart could no longer function. She now lives with an internal cardiac pacer/defirilator.

After arriving at the hospital, Post-Arrest Cardiac Hypothermia was used to cool Kathie’s body to abnormally low temperatures. This is useful in protecting heart and brain function. It allows the body time to repair and recover before trying to fully “restart”. Initially neuro exams did not look good, but after just a few hours Kathie had started to show signs of improvement. After 18 hours Kathie was back from the grips of death. Theraputic Hypothermia was discontinued. She was soon on her path to recovery and “life went on”.

So here’s the thing: what saved Kathie? Was it Compression only CPR? Was it her skilled husband? How about fast EMS response? Her age? All signs indicate that all of these factors were essential to her survival. Most Certianly the Flagstaff EMS Calltaker that helped Scott pound on his wife’s chest that night deserves more than just a little credit. Arizona has worked hard to increase Cardiac Arrest Survivability and this is proof they are winning the battle. Keeping callers calm while giving them the tools to prolong life until destination care can be provided is no easy task and the fine people in EMS call centers everywhere need to be given credit.

Does this mean Compression Only CPR is the end all of Cardiac Arrest Care? Obviously not. Kathie recieved several rounds of CPR and several shocks from the AED brought by EMS. In the end cardiac drugs(epi) and defibrilation saved Kathie. But without early Compression only CPR it is certain that the tools EMS brought with would have had little chance to obtain ROSC.

I’d like to congratulate Flagstaff EMS Dispatch, Scott Harden, and the men and women of Flagstaff Medical Center EMS for providing outstanding care to Kathie that night. Every one of them did their part in saving a life–something that sadly most of us rarely get the opportunity to do, despite our profession.

HuHot Sucks.

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Bad.

I should clarify. The SERVICE at HuHot sucks. I love the food, but I do damn near all of the work, so I SHOULD love it. I get the bowl, pick the meat and noodles, grab the veggies and mix the sauce. What do they do? Take entirely to long to put it on the “grill” and push it around for a while. Only to hand me back my plate without so much as an “enjoy your meal”.

Yup. Service at HuHot sucks. Seriously, every time we go to HuHot we think this. Well, HuHot. I’m done with you. I’m breaking off this on again/off again relationship. I’m sick of waiting 10 minutes for my soda refill(especially since I used entirely too much Kung Pao…Yow!). What is so god forsakenly hard about bringing me a bowl of rice and keeping my god damn soda full? I can get better service from Dairy Queen. I’m sorry, but your food is NOT so good that it makes up for exceptionally crappy service. To make matters worse, this visit was at 2:30 in the afternoon. There were a measly 21 people in the restraunt. There were no less than 7 employees present. 3:1 ratio and you still can’t do your job?

I don’t get it. So… I’m done with you. I’m done with your crappy servers who can’t figure out that their job is sooooo simple. Greet me. Ask if I have been here before. Ask if I’d like to try an over priced appetizer. Bring me rice. Bring me soda. Keep soda full. Bring me Check. Cash in. That is IT! You might wonder why you never get tips? Well… this is why.

Goodbye, HuHot. I hate you.

kthxbai.

Hypothermia… In August?

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Called at 0700 for a a Man Down. As we near the scene the update indicates it is a 93 year old woman in her driveway, confused and cold. I honestly expected the typical fall, and, it being 60 degrees out, she was likely a bit chilly….

What I FOUND was actually much more serious. We found a woman, lying on the driveway, wet clothes, and COLD. Very cold. No longer shivering cold. Cardiac dysrhythmia cold. She could tell me her name, and that was it. Neighbors had found her while out walking, and told me she lived alone in this huge old house in the old money neighborhood of little big town.

She was cold. Seriously cold. It is August, we’re not supposed to have hypothermia cases… but a few things left her little chance… She weighed… soaking wet, might you say… 80 pounds. I suspect that even without the dampness she would be damn cold. I suspect she has been down a long time. She has abrasions on her hips and shoulders from dong what some call the “crappie flop”. Further, at 0700, it is rare to find an elderly fall victim fully dressed. She had jeans, blouse, and shoes on. Most of our early morning fall victims have their pajamas on still.

What got me was that she was wet. Not damp, but soaked. No sprinklers near, no pool. I KNEW she had been out since 10pm last night… in the middle of a 3/4 inch downpoor. Poor thing had laid in her driveway, alone and affraid in the middle of a god damn thunderstorm. Then laid out all night, till a passerby noticed her–and I don’t know how they did! She lives on a secluded street up a bendy driveway. Lucky, if you can call her that.

In the field we can do little for cases like this. Warmed IV fluid, blankets, and heat packs in the arm pits is all I had. Fortunately it is a short jaunt to the ED.

Guess her core temp….

84.7 degrees. Yup. Thats cold. Beyond Stage 3 hypothermia. She was in V-Tach(which we did NOT treat due to temp), respiration of 9, but her eyes were open, almost as if they were trying to say something to me….

I’m not sure if she survived. Often times Stage 3 Hypothermia ends in Organ Failure and cell death. This call just goes to show you that you can’t walk into a call close minded. It is flipping August and I just ran a severe hypothermia call.

The Jenny McCarthy Song: She Hates Your Kids (VIDEO)

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Trooper Daniel Martin v Maurice White

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Patricia Phillips of the Oklahoma Crime Examiner has posted up some great new news about Trooper Douche Bag Daniel Martin. He has been suspended FIVE WHOLE DAYS without pay!!!! Whoooopeee! You’ve gotta read the letter she has posted.

Martin Letter

Fox23.com also has news up that Mr. White is suing Trooper Martin. Dumb ass. Read the letter and head over to Patricia’s story to leave a comment. Tell her I sent ya! The letter is hard to believe. I will post up a comment or two in the morning!

FOX23 has new information in the case of the now infamous confrontation between an Oklahoma Highway Patrol trooper and a paramedic.

The paramedic, Maurice White has filed a civil lawsuit against Trooper Daniel Martin; accusing him of using “unreasonable force.”

Nearly two months later Trooper Daniel Martin remains on administrative leave.

The trooper pulled over the ambulance after he says the driver failed to yield to his cruiser, and he was upset, accusing the ambulance driver of “giving him the finger.”

He is seen grabbing Maurice White and putting his hand around his neck while a patient was screaming inside the ambulance.

The paramedic, upset that the Highway Patrol has taken no action against the trooper is now suing him for damages in excess of $10,000.

White’s attorney tells FOX23 “We just want a reckoning and accountability”.

Fox news reports Trooper Martin has offered an apology to the family of the woman who was inside the ambulance at the time.

Martin’s future with the highway patrol is still in question. His case, in the hands of the Chief of the Highway Patrol.

WTF. Girl Arrested for Swearing on 911 call.

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I am not even going to go there. What a crock of shit.

OHP vs Ambulance

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Dave Statter has provided the youtube link to this video…

If you have been hiding under a rock up to this point, head over to STATter911 for a full update on this.

I only have one question. Why did the medic exit the ambulance right away when the dumb ass Oklahoma Highway Patrolman pulled up behind them?

Further, vengeance is a piss poor tool for LEO’s to use when deciding who to pull over. How many times does a cop have somone “fail to yield”? Does he freak out and pull every one over? How often do motorists Fail to yield to ambulances? I think we should be authorized to do the PIT manuver on vehicles that take longer than 3 seconds to yield.

An ego can be a dangerous thing.

Sources:
STATter911
Rogue Medic

You know

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your assessment is going to be spectacular when….



  • Your Alzheimers Patient is also Hard of Hearing. Very, very hard of hearing.
  • Your patient’s nursing staff can’t get her name right… let alone her medical history
  • Your patient’s wife can’t remember if he is allergic to pcn or was it red beans?
  • When you ask about any recent medical history, it starts with Polio.
  • When you ask your patient why they called you today… and they say they didn’t.

Just a day in the Life of M3!

Partners.

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I have some great partners. I’ve also got some really, really crappy partners. Some of them just know what to do. Others need me to hold their hands while they take a crap. Some just can not figure out what being a partner means.

 

So……

A partner is:

-A friend who shares a common interest or participates in achieving a common goal

-A member of an intimate relationship

-A member of a partnership

-A business partner

-Partner (business rank), a member of a law firm or accounting firm which is formed as a partnership; sometimes senior employees of the firm may have the title "partner" (e.g., "salaried partner") to indicate a profit sharing status; salaried partners are distinguished from equity partners, who own the business.

-A participant in a partner dance

 

Things partners should NOT do…

-Throw you under the bus every chance they get

-Use you in a piss poor attempt to further their own careers

-Kiss your ass after doing so

-Ask you for favors after doing so

-expect you to do them favors after doing so

-expect me to NOT give them a reciprocal bus-throwing-under

-Expect me to NOT succeed and leave you bloodied in a ditch off a dirt road in Idaho.

Seriously. When the oldest person at your station is the most immature, idiotic, and pigheaded dumb ass staff member, you know you’re in a ginormous cluster fuck…

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Oh, and some things you should not try to tell me that you are "allergic" to:

-Epi. Seriously? You’re adrenal glands are going to have to disagree

-Sugar. Specifically Glucose. You’re fucking kidding me, right?

-Ammonia? You do understand the difference between an allergy and a hypersensitivity? You get that NO ONE likes how breathing in ammonia makes you feel…

-Right?

-PS… since you are allergic to ammonia, sugar, and epi… what would you like me to do about your "allergic reaction" now that you are in anaphylactic shock? Fucking black magic?

-If you are allergic to sugar why are you drinking a humongo gas station Reese’s Capafrapasugarladencino?

 

The pediatric dose of Benadryl would actually give you MORE Benadryl than the adult dose… based on weight. F-tard(that is me restraining myself.)

 

How in the HELL did one small company with 8 full time employees end up with a concentration of 3(THREE) people with the same set of nearly impossible allergies? 

 

You are a walking, crazy talking, plumb fucking nuts train wreck.train_wreck-782867

It started

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With Ninja Medic. Then Epi followed suit. 


Really about once a month one of my fellow EMS bloggers(and I’ve done this too) eludes to one of the many stories of terror that haunt our Nightmare Bank. 

There will always be a few memories of calls past that will NOT go away.

The irony for me is that tomorrow I am teaching a SIDS portion of our refresher as well as a Neonatal Care refresher. 

More than a few things are ironic about this:
  • My haunting pt is just a wee 18mo baby. Helpless. 
  • We talk about CISM(Critical Incident Stress Management) in both classes–how often do we actually use those tool? How many systems HAVE them?
  • I’m about to have a baby. A helpess baby. I know far more than I wish I did. 
Be safe out there, all. Godspeed. 

Pride.

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I’m a very modest man. I work hard, for little pay, doing work most don’t want to do. I don’t do it for glory, money(obviously), or fame. I do it because I’m proud of what I do.

Still, I don’t often walk into the door at home with my chin high. Often my day(or days) has been long, tough, and either uneventful, or incredibly stressful.

As a matter of fact, it is usually all of the above.

About a week ago my wife was here at the station with me and we were just hanging out. We were watching TV, I’m sure. The Advisor II gave me the “pleasing alert” (doesn’t that sound like something from a Japanese Brothel?) and the EF Johnson(wheel chock) gave half of the tones. What followed was pure chaos.

We were dispatched for a woman who overdosed on ativan, zoloft, abilify, and a few other yummy drugs. Upon arrival I found a woman in cuffs seated, alert, and otherwise fine—minus the hand cuffs!

She had tried to hurt herself—she told me she wanted attention(this was Christmas Day, come to think!) and needed someone to talk to. Instead of just calling someone, she tried to kill herself, THEN called someone(often the case).

All seemed ok… I talked her down from the rage she was in, and started her towards the door. My partner(and boss) was holding onto her and a cop was right behind. I stopped to pick up a few more med bottles(trying to figure out what the hell I was dealing with) and just as I did that… I heard my boss say “OH…. Shit.” and my response was “Fuck.” as she fell to the ground. I pushed the cop out of the way, told him to uncuff her, and went for the airway.

Nothing. She stopped breathing. Done. Within seconds I had a nasal in, while the EMT was getting the Intubation setup out. This both brought her respirations back, and woke her up.

We did our thing. The whole nine yards.

After cleaning the rig back at the station I was in working on my chart and my boss walked into the room where my wife was sitting still. He made one simple comment that made my day—hell, my year. He said “you’re husband’s a pretty damn good medic. I’d let him work on my kids.” and walked out.

It wasn’t like he went on for days. But I feel as though that was the ultimate compliment. I can honestly say that there are more medics out there that I KNOW I wouldn’t let work on MY baby to be than there are that I would LET work on him/her.

Thanks Boss Man.

Wow…

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My mother in law is soooo afraid of us picking a horrible name for our baby…

At least I’m not this father douche bag.

Here is a preview of what you get by clicking the above link…

The father of 3-year-old Adolf Hitler Campbell, denied a birthday cake with the child’s full name on it by one New Jersey supermarket, is asking for a little tolerance. Heath Campbell and his wife, Deborah, are upset not only with the decision made by the Greenwich ShopRite, but with an outpouring of angry Internet postings in response to a local newspaper article over the weekend on their flare-up over frosting.

"I think people need to take their heads out of the cloud they’ve been in and start focusing on the future and not on the past," Heath Campbell said Tuesday in an interview conducted in Easton, on the other side of the Delaware River from where the family lives in Hunterdon County, N.J.

"There’s a new president and he says it’s time for a change; well, then it’s time for a change," the 35-year-old continued. "They need to accept a name. A name’s a name. The kid isn’t going to grow up and do what (Hitler) did."

No, but he isn’t going to win many awards for having the most peaceful name in history either…

The Campbells’ other two children also have unusual names: JoyceLynn Aryan Nation Campbell turns 2 in a few months and Honszlynn Hinler Jeannie Campbell will be 1 in April.

Do you ever just think to yourself…. "WHAT THE F#@K?!!"

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A few posts have got me all riled up. I’m not a liberal. I voted for Obama only because I disliked Sarah Palin and the chance of her becoming President was too great.

I voted for more Republicans this year than Democrats. The END is NOT near. As a matter of fact–we’ve managed to make it through the last 8 years, with a President with some of the worst approval ratings in history, yet here we are today–alive, secure, and recovering still.

I find myself to be very *moderate*.

I firmly believe in smaller government, fiscal responsibility(If we want to fight a war NOW, we need to pay for it NOW).

Unfortunately neither party is doing a very good job of presenting anything resembling smaller government. The liberals want to tax us into prosperity and the conservatives want to legislate us into morality.

Somewhere in the middle we are all going to have to do something to bring change about. Americans are so disconnected from the political process that a politician wouldn’t know what a constituent was if he had his head buried up their arses.

Anyone who thinks that either one of these political morons was going to bring about drastic changes is foolish at minimum, and well, insane at worst.

The only thing that is going to bring about change is continuing to be outraged by government waste, corruption, and lies.

Stand up America. Stand up.

If you’re only statement concerning the President-Elect is that we are fucked, congratulations–while you are entitled to Freedom of Speech–you have done little more than the hate mongers who preceded you.

Stand up. Speak your mind. Help us FIND a solution. Pointing out problems is great–but when all we do over and over is point out problems without trying to find a solution(other than “Kill that damn Uncle Tom”)we might as well add witchcraft, voodoo, and a seance to the list of brilliant solutions the blogosphere has come up with.

Stand up. Stand up or shut up.

Overheard

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In the grocery store:

girl: Is it going through(as cashier runs EBT card)

cashier: I think so

girl: see my new car?(points to window at brand new dodge charger with dealer plates)

cashier: Damn. That shit is hot.

girl: No shit. And I only have 75 dollar payments…

cashier: No fucking way. You are full of shit. 

girl: fer reeeelz. We put 20k down on it.

cashier: shit. yo.

girl: no shit(as cashier hands her back the EBT card)

ME: excuse me? 

girl: WHAT?

ME: SO….. um…. you can put 20k down on a new car but somehow that qualifies you to have ME pay for your groceries?

girl: Whatever dude. You’re just hatin.

ME: acutally, yes. yes I am. 
Cashier: You should see her boyfriends car!
Me: Darwin Sucks (under my breath)

10,000

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To my surprise my sitemeter tracker says I’m nearing 10,000 hits!

If the 10,000th visitor places a comment on a post(one of the posts with substance, not this!) and is a regular visitor(if you are not familiar with sitemeter–I will know if you have been here more than once!) I will provide them with a domain name for their blog(or another gift if they do not have a blogger blog).
Thanks for visiting and as always–Watch your back and Stay on your toes. 
Apparently my mention of my Dell Mini 9 and the keyboard remapping have made my site blow up…. I haven’t been paying attention to it much, but this should be proof:

UPDATE:
Well…. My Dell Mini 9 popularity stole the 10,000th visit. Walt from Life in Manch Vegas was the closest to that, so if he wants a domain name he should hit me up!

Eee PC 900A looking for a fight…

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I know I haven’t had many posts lately, and the ones I’ve had don’t seem to have much on the side of substance… that will follow.

Now, we see where the lawsuits will come… Seriously Asus? How can you think this was a good idea?!?!?
Silly Bastards. Dunhamzzz over at the www.mydellmini.com forums pointed this out to me!

Channel Ate

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Cheack it OUT. It is all the wrong kinds of funny.


All hell broke loose

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today. Seriously. ALL HELL BROKE LOOSE.

I was woke up by my pager at about 0600, multiple victims assualted by a broom handle(and maybe a brick). Blood alcohol of .352, .308, and .251. Sounds more like a gun caliber than what a blood alcohol should be. Of course, no one wanted treatment. Of course, we treated them all. 

I then got home, took off my boots, and the pager went off. Again. This time it was for a 84yo who fell at the nursing home, 3 hours prior. Easy Peasy.

After about a 2 hour nap I was again woke by the god awful sounds of the pager. This time it was to a 60yo male who passed out at the Casino. We get there, he looks just fine. No hx of syncopal episodes, minor cardiac hx. He has a BP of 105/63, pulse 58, and looks absolutely fine. Somehow though, my partner is convinced that these numbers are horrible.

Again, TREAT THE PATIENT, NOT THE MONITOR. Neither of those numbers is cause for alarm. Hell, if I had a BP of 105 I’d be extatic. Whatever. Finally I convince him that if they don’t want US to transport them that we have to honor that, and they go to the ED.

We went behind them, because my partner is still concerned that this guy is going to code. Being a small hospital, if that were to happen, we’d be called anyway. Whatever, the only thing I had going on was a sweet nap. We get there, I sit in the waiting room and watch some Discovery Channel, all while my partner gets all worked up cause now that the patient is relaxed his pulse is in the high forties. Guess what, patient is still fine–looks fine, feels fine, not really worried. 

About 45 minutes later he finally decides that if they need us they will call us. He is convinced we will be transporting this guy to the heart hospital in Sorta Big Town. Guess what–2 hours later–no pager tones.

alkjdasf;lkajsdf;lkjasdf! Seriously. The only thing that frustrates me more than trying to talk a patient that doesn’t want(or need) us to transport them in our $800 taxi is someone who doesn’t even realize the patient doesn’t need us. Oh, and Versed is NOT an analgesic.

More to follow. 60 hours left of my 168 hours of paramedical glory. 

I could never be this lucky…

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But my patients seem to be.

Today I was sitting in the office, doing some busy work when I hear the 911 line ring. It has a ringer that sounds like sirens… Usually this isn’t a problem. Most calls are not for us. Then, as I go back to my business a Deputy runs past my door. I get the chance to utter out “what the hell” and he just shouts “ROLLOVER”.

I stand up and my pager and radio both shout out tones. “Signal 1 on northbound interstate at other small town exit.”

Crap. Why me? Today I’m on with one of our “volunteers”. They are paid on call EMT-B’s that fill in for us 3 fulltimers. My volunteer today is a former career firefighter, and a damn good EMT. So that comforts my uneasy stomach a bit.

I hurry to the rig, pull it out and wait for my partner. 2 minutes later we are enroute and headed lights and sirens to the scene nearly 15 miles away. I hear some radio chatter, the local FD has arrived, the deputy, HP, and now the tow truck–all beat us there. When we are about a mile out the FD Chief gets on the horn to let us know we can tone it down–which really just means I turned off lights and sirens and continued at the same pace.

Upon arrival I cross the median, and pull in. We see a Chrysler Pacifica on its’ side, having obviously rolled atleast once. I start to grab the trauma pack and First In bag and a FF yells “save your back, you won’t need that”. So, with my cot in tow we walk up to the rescue rig and see our patients. 1 30ish woman and a 5yo girl in her lap. The mother has blood on her body, but no bleeding. FD has her left arm wrapped in gauze, apparently several small lacs there. The litter girl is not crying–nor does she appear to have been crying… AT ALL. She has a smile on her face. I poke, prod, and try to assess her and there is apparently not a thing wrong with her. Mom is a bit shook up, but complains of no pain other than the obvious source of the blood on her clothes. She denies head injury, neck pain, responds great, etc.

Apparently she and little girl were up walking when rescue got there. Still, I attempt to persuade my somehow intact patients to get on backboards. Mom refuses. She actually states little girl needs no care from us–we end up PRSing the 5 yo and I’m barely able to convince mom she should take a ride with us to the ED.

So, we take a little trip. Vitals good. Nothing else found in assessment. Drop her off, still in disbelief at how they managed to walk away from this–a 75+ mph rollover that missed two other vehicles by about 2 feet–and they have one injury to complain of between them, and mom didn’t want to even go to the ED.

So, about 1.5 hrs later I’m back to itty bitty ED with a Chest Pain and low and behold Mommy and little girl have been discharged.

Are you serious? Not a single problem? She didn’t even get stitches.

Lights, Sirens, and Johnny Cash

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So I return from the abyss that is “no posts in forever” land. The last week has been very interesting and I expect to have Good News/Bad News back up later today. 

In the last week I have had:

1 femur fracture–ALS intercept–not imobilized. Imagine the screams…

1 OD. Insulin, Morhpine, and ETOH. GCS of 7–and get this–appropriate responses to all questions. Do the math there…

2 Half-assed suicide attempts. 8 benedryl does not make a suicide attempt. It makes for a long nap.

2 assaults–both by family members.

1 car accident–The whole family made it to the scene before we did.

5 transfers–a AAA, two AMIs, and some “sick” people.

Yup. That was my week. How about you!?

Smack.

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Right in the face.

That’s what it felt like watching this video of the late Randy Pausch give his “Last Lecture” at Carnegie Mellon University. EE posted about his death. Take the time-all 1 hour 16 minutes and 27 seconds of it--you’ll find it worth it.

Here are links to some of the back story:

Prof whose ‘last lecture’ became a sensation dies

Randy’s Wiki Site

The Last Lecture

The Independent

Randy’s Website (may be down)

Randy’s Blog (May be down)

Dr. Robins’ Site about Randy--more links than you can handle

Anyways--take some time to watch this and read about him. A lot of us can use his life philosophy to take advantage of every minute.